yeah, they can say “it’s in every new piece of tech” loudly without mentioning that the consumers didn’t actually ask for it.

thats a shame. it’s my best work to date

Thank u! I don’t usually use oils but I was like ‘you know what? let’s make a piece of ART’

also, vague posting has become very prolific and I hate it

Haha!

the timing of the selfie is perfect. he’s multitasking without missing a beat

*calls the police*

not for me thank you, I’m full

i’m joking of course ha ha. but also I’m not, social media does damage me psychologically

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy is yelling at Pink Guy: “What if Bluesky disappears, huh?” Panel 2: Purple Guy continues to rant “what are you gonna do without social media?” Panel 3: Pink Guy gets real close to Purple Guy’s ear Panel 4: Pink Guy whispers: “heal, bitch”

I hear bluesky is dying. thank god

full body suit. that’s canon.

b o t h

3 panel comic: Panel 1: A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH” A yellow guy in the background notices the situation Panel 2: The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?” Panel 3: Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”

ICE edit

3 panel comic: Panel 1: A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH” A yellow guy in the background notices the situation Panel 2: The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?” Panel 3: Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”

penis and doobie were both popular interpretations

A response on Twitter to my comic about Jesus telling people to punch nazis where someone has replied “Never seen one of these comics from lefties about going after cops. Cowardly to the core.”

3 panel comic: Panel 1: A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH A COP. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you COP BITCH” A yellow guy in the background notices the situation Panel 2: The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?” Panel 3: Jesus is chillin’ on his cloud eating popcorn wearing shades. He screams “KNOCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT”

when I posted this comic on Twitter 3 years ago a guy said lefties never go after cops so I tweeted this edit.

Goddammit

I think 23 panel joke build-ups are the way forward for webcomics. I think everyone should do it.

ok ok I went too far with this one

9 panel comic Panel 1: The view from the cockpit of a spacecraft. Two green alien hands grip the controls. A planet can be seen in front of the ship. Panel 2: One of the alien hands move to the left and presses a red button. Two laser beams fire from the ship directing into the centre of the planet below. Panel 3: The planet begins to rupture under the force of the lasers. Panel 4: The planet completely explodes. The ship and the pilot are bathed in a blood-red glow. Panels 5, 6, and 7: The alien pilot turns the ship 180 degrees so he is facing empty space and the dying planet is behind him. Panels 8 and 9: The alien presses a green button and the space craft accelerates to warp speed. A dimensional rift opens in the distance. The viewing window fills with white light.

9 panel comic Panel 1: The alien space craft is travelling through a dimensional rift and is surrounded by white light. Panel 2: The ship comes out of warp drive. Through the viewing window we now see a reddish purple planet with rings around it. The alien’s home world. Panels 3 and 4: The space craft draws nearer to the planet. Panels 5 and 6: The craft drops down through the planets atmosphere. Through the dust of the rings and past the clouds. Panels 7, 8, and 9: The planet’s surface is revealed. It is jagged and harsh with a poisonous looking lake cutting through the landscape. The ship touches down, kicking up a cloud of dust.

8 panel comic Panel 1: We look down at the alien’s body as he removes his seat belt. Panels 2 and 3: The alien gets up and makes his way towards the large circular door at the back of the ship. Panels 4 and 5: The alien releases the door mechanism. He is home. He has destroyed an entire planet and population and he will face no consequences. Or so he thinks. Unfortunately for him, the door to his ship opens to reveal… Panel 6: Lieutenant Columbo standing on the planet’s surface. The detective is looking at a small black rift hovering in the air in front of him. He addresses the alien directly and says “Sir, is this a window into an endless void?” Panel 7: Columbo takes a closer look at the rift and continues, “Mrs Columbo wants one of these things” Panel 8: Tossing up his hands in mock exasperation, he adds “I said to her, why do you wanna stare into an abyss? We gotta tv!”

POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.

POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

lmfao Tom Cruise still catching strays in 2026

I’m so glad it’s my sex comic

one day…

Weird Mutant Mr Burns Hal Hybrid

this isn’t a healthy thing to be drawing at 1am

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

AI got me defending persnickety client feedback. that’s where I’m at

2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”

client feedback in the GenAI era

It’s the second time I’ve posted this comic, except this time it’s about gay people instead of trans people. Pixar are killing it (derogatory)