Go for the Moon

If I were pretty sure my boss were getting fired in the next month, I’d probably make his boss fire me.

Step one: OpenAI pays The Walt Disney Company two billion dollars.

Folks!

This is why large-cap equities largely aren’t being destroyed, and you’re predominantly seeing impacts in places like rates and precious metals.

It can only good happen, or nothing happen, George.

Not with the right AG it doesn’t.

Relentless commitment to smashing every “make prices higher” button available, a just reward for a craven electorate.

You ever stop to think how much it rules that if all he’d ever done was extend bonus depreciation and play golf, he’d be presiding over the greatest economic powerhouse since the ‘50s, but instead just keeps dumping cigarette ash inside the healthy patient he cut open just because he got bored?

They were expecting to get a taco for dinner and instead got a Nathan Fiedler plate of nothing

🙏🏼

Oops

I believe he will make it to the end of his presidency, but someone else will finish out the term.

Soon and very soon.

hell yeah

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

Wild

Dollar Menu

just hanging out in chat with the boys and typing "nominal" back and forth at each other

I think Mike Lee should have to prove his citizenship without using birthright.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Overall inflation isn’t what really matters, anyway. Consumers predominantly notice and overindex on energy and food costs.

A scale illustration of the Earth and the Moon, with the Earth on the far left, lots of black, and then the Moon on the far right, about 30 Earth diameters away.

In honor of (hopefully) today's launch of NASA's Artemis II mission, the first crewed mission to orbit the Moon in more than 50 years, here is a to-scale graphic of exactly how far away the Moon actually is. (Click image to expand.) You could fit about 30 Earths between the Earth and the Moon!

People keep thinking I’m joking but I’m serious when I say we need a federally subsidized McDonald’s Dollar Menu to preserve the republic.

I think it’s fair to say that the court took it precisely because it was important to declare definitively. But to the extent that’s true, dissenting justices should be dealt with like Capone by the next AG.

Artemis II countdown progressing nicely so far, follow along if you want with my little timeline app:

x37b.nl/artemis/

#ArtemisII

It is befitting of a great nation that it both walk and chew gum.

The first ~month after a bottom always feels super weird as well, this time will be no different. No idea whether we've bottomed or not yet, just thinking back to prior bottoms and how mentally challenging they were to accept.