Sorry nobody's able to post images to Bluesky right now, I spilled my tea in the server room and tripped and yoinked out a bunch of wires, then somehow I'd forgotten that my giant electromagnet was still in my bag, I meant to leave it at home, that's my bad, that's on me
Really loving these kiddos. They feel perfect, the swelling, the heftiness... Really don't wanna change out of them
It’s also gay
[beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a red jewel to open the Jersey Mike's bathroom. [beep] You need a level 4 keycard for the Gamestop bathroom. [beep] You are peeing in a Johnny Rocket's.
One of my favorite things about this article is that they quote @astrokatie.com a few times but there's an enormous distance between the first one and the second one, so for a long time it feels like they called up an astrophysicist just so she could say "the fuck are you nerds talking about"
May I suggest the hydrating restorative effects of a pint of beer?
2-panel SMBC comic update. A cartoon beaver and a duck are meeting in the day of night. The duck asks "you forgot to bring a condom?" to which the beaver replies "come on, baby. We're not even in the same clade." Later, both cartoon animals are seen sitting in a modern living room surrounded by baby platypus. Both parents look depressed.
Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of echidnas.
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The idea that Geese is only popular because of a psyop is a psyop
accidentally ordered the Big American Joke Drink (xxl cappuccino) at a busy cafe this morning and the entire place erupted in laughter and cheers as the guy brought it over, placed it in front of me, and handed me a foot-long spoon to stir it with.. italy rocks
Our cartography game got so popular that Genshin Impact decided to copy us right before release 😲
#cozygame #indiedev #indiegames
A page of sketchbook doodles. At top left, a pigeon wears a shirt which reads "Crumb Dumpster." At right, a coyote carefully walks on his front paws only. Below, an anthropomorphic canine plays with an Atari video game, thinking, "And to think that some people do this for fun!"
A scanned page of cartoon doodles. At top, two canines are naming a city. Text on a whiteboard in alternating colors reads these names, crossed out: Ocean Field Place. Mountain Clearing Stream. Peninsula Beach Path. Orchard Farm Paddock. River Hill Green. Island Continent Park. Lake Brownfield Forest. And lastly, the settled-upon name: Lake Forest Park? Below them, a new fox is sandwiched between the text "Sooner or later you will become a fox...it is the British way. -Traditional "
A page of cartoon drawings. At top, a naked canine soaks in a large latte cup. Text below it reads "the Scurrow." At lower left, a young wolf wearing an orange shirt wears black socks on his feet and arms, thinking fondly of foxes. To the right, a drawing of three chairs, titled "Chairs I know:" La-Z-Boy, Thonet, and Economy Plus.
Sketchbook backhaul, 1/2
this fucking scene lmao
matt if he was
Tumblr user thereisselfpreservation "I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck." Reply from the same user: "For reference (heh)" Screenshots of messages. Sender: "Okay, I've sent it now." There's a file attachment called "Shork_YCH_MyReference_v1.vbs". The vbs extension is circled. Sender: "If everything is in order, I can send the overpayment." Sender, in reply to the file attachment (again with the vbs extension circled): "How much would the full piece cost?" thereisselfpreservation: "At a glance, the file name checks out. But!! do not open a .vbs file!!!
You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.
every other part of my cousin vinny gets posted all the time for good reason but god i love this stupid joke
If you were wondering what those bright flames were seen in this infrared view - those are RCS puffs to bring the capsule in an optimal landing orientation to reduce impact loading during splashdown #Artemis
I had an idea, and it took 4 days, but I think everyone deserves to see it. #abdl #diaperfur #abdlcomic
It seems the UK Govt may actually be carving out protections for ABDLs in that law making roleplaying as a minor illegal.
The govt amendment I'll link here seems to almost specifically say that ABDL is safe as it is "fanciful" that anyone would really believe any of are toddlers. Link in the reply.
“Possessing or publishing pornography depicting… adults pretending to be children to be criminalised” 🧵
News that the government is making porn where “adults roleplaying children” broke overnight and has, naturally, concerned ABDLs and kinksters in general. www.gov.uk/government/n...
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.
The NASA live stream is pretty interesting. It's cool watching people work in space. But it does seem that a lot of the issues that come up are due to ethernet or hdmi cables plugged into the wrong socket
Terrible Trans Family Guy bit
A cartoon drawing of a blushing wolf wearing a clothespin on his nose caught off guard by a handsome skunk passer-by. He is reading a book with a cover that reads "Visual Stinking- The hidden gifts of creatures who reek so good you can see little green lines. Temple Grandtail"
For sure, cook it down for a minute or two with that stachy stuff. Makes all the difference
Yea! Dump the sauce in the pan with the pasta and let it all get to know each other.
This kinda pasta is perfect for a Bolognese
You dropped Augmentation Canister
You dropped Sniper Rifle
You found Trident Tropical Twist
You found Trident Tropical Twist
You found Trident Tropical Twist
You found Trident Tropical Twist
You found Trident Tropical Twist
You found Trident Tropical Twist
Trident Tropical Twist activated
