Arizona is just out here with hammers in search of a nail

Benjamin Button, as I live and breathe

at least Nate Oats won’t be UNC’s head coach, praise be

I think this tracks. We’ll see!

UNC’s gonna have to show me that they are actually competent in the Athletic Department first before I can be hopeful about any of these names linked to the job.

a man wearing a top hat and a white mask is standing in front of a window ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a white mask is standing in front of a window

Preview of the Will Wade and Boo Corrigan meeting:

I’ve never known ball less than when I was questioning how good Michigan was before the Players Era Tournament

Pearl, Rose, Lefkoe, and Mashburn is a nightmare blunt rotation

somebody get the wambulance out for that guy, holy Moses

I’ve thought long and hard about it and I came to the conclusion that yesterday’s game vs VCU was not ideal.

Just light me on fire

modern problems require modern solutions

Quick Question: If you put Wemby on a 16 seed, does his team make the Sweet 16?

thank god, no Bruce Pearl yet

the best part of the First Four is that Jim Phillips, PhD. has to be there and is just eating shit.

i mean, that sums up their season rather perfectly, no?

I wish there was an option where you could just listen to the crowd/BGM noise

Ours looks like a bad 00’s fever dream

A lot of ‘he’s out of line, but he’s right’ going on here

They’ve spent roughly 12 minutes talking about Texas/NCSU.

quick question: how good is the Oregon MBB job?

“It’s showtime” - Zayden High

going to go outside and touch grass right before walking into the sea (re: recent Caleb Wilson news)

Taking into account injuries and expectations, Louisville is the most disappointing ACC teams this season, right?

Huge for the possibility of a double-bye for the Heels

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

it’s just unfortunate that, when the season recaps happen in March and April, that BYU will lead the list of the Nearly There But Not Quite

yes? yes. it’s Dillon Brooks-esque, and i mean that as a compliment