It’s telling that Ai marketing has moved from “it’s great!!!” to “you don’t want to be left behind, do you?” The carrot sucked so they’re desperately trying the stick. The bubble no one asked for in the first place is about to blow up in our collective faces.
I don’t just dress slutty to attract men, I do it so women know I’m not a threat. If you ever catch me in straight-guy outfits you’ll know I’ve given up on everything
cars should all have a feature where if you honk more than twice in a row they explode
length…the spirit is willing but the 🕳️ is weak
just overheard an exasperated mom tell her kids they talk too much, to which one responded “yeah. we’re called children.”
honestly it’s such a waste that will forte didn’t name ANY of his children piano
whoever taught the right wing to use therapyspeak needs to be in jail forever
just heard a small child tell their friend (with gusto) “we watched 6 Harry Potter movies and we still hate Harry Potter!” nature is healing 🥲
shoutout to the toddler screaming “I’m tired! I’m tired!“ over and over on the sidewalk…same
can someone explain to me why elon musk always looks like he just rolled out of bed and it’s finals week and he’s about to bullsh!t his way into an extension
shoutout to the bible thumper on my morning commute preaching against the dangers of witchcraft and also senior identity theft. the devil is getting crafty.
today’s overheard in nyc:
“I wanna dog bed so bad! Oh, and a dog.”
Just ambient background sounds, music etc. I’m thinking of the lofi girl
at this point taylor swift is the airport paperback of pop music. take a break, james patterson
petition to start calling ai generated p*rn “fake nudes”
quick psa that you should never give a man a compliment unless you’re fully prepared to adopt him
you ever talk to someone and just know they didn’t suffer enough in high school
“you look rich” (insult)
*Overheard in Brooklyn*
“Yeah I’m a pacifist…I’ll pass this fist.”
citrus is a scam. look me in the eye and tell me you can taste the difference between tangerine and pomelo flavor seltzer
A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
just curious, when did the men on TikTok start dressing like my grandfather. why do they all have his shoes
New Yorkers aren’t rude, you’re blocking the entire sidewalk
as a new englander living in nyc, I feel obligated to defend the red sox—not because I give a sh*t about sports but I LOVE a feud
hey remember when lana del rey hexed trump in 2016…can someone tell her to do it again, i don’t think it took
I wrote about Google unveiling its 'responsible AI progress report' by quietly deleting the part of its AI principles where it promised not to work on weapons www.platformer.news/google-ai-pr...
can you believe the republicans are building amusement parks for children out of broken glass—oh wait nvm, I think I dreamed that. but it’s getting harder to tell, isn’t it
overheard a kid on the street who had clearly just learned about platypuses…idk the last time I felt the pure excitement of discovering egg-laying mammals for the first time
“Neighbor With Baby Below” “Neighbor With Baby Next Door” “Thin Walls,” and just like that I take the lead in New York apartment bingo