🎶 The way that you move (not very well atm)/the meds and medical assistive devices certainly prove/that you can can can - (sorta)…🎶

Dogbert (the dog from Dilbert) pulling a plug from a wall outlet

The exterior of Casa Bonita, a bright pink building, in the daytime

The exterior of Casa Bonita, a bright pink building at night with a lit-up tower

Made a pilgrimage to my cultural homeland

Reality tv has been very, very good to that man

It’s really a testament to how much we enjoy each others company that we’ve watched television together every week for years (remotely and irl) when we generally have very very different taste in entertainment

I don’t know about the doll, but now I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight

She has an overbite like she’s actually drawn by Matt Groening

I just went partially purple too and it’s fading to a nice aubergine. Hoping for eventual platinum, which is what happened the last time.🤞🤞

One time I went to someone new and asked for platinum silver, she got it mixed up with titanium which it turns out, in the world of hair color, is bright blue.

While this is objectively true, the man is a Riefenstahl-level fondant propagandist

A yellow lightbulb mascot is stuck in a doorway.

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

No, the cat is J and xenomorphs are the Australian roaches in your dishwasher

I saw something somewhere that said “hell is an endless series of people asking you how to work the printer, half of them are older than you and half are younger.”

Ripley from the Alien movies holding an orange cat

Ha, I forgot about that. She went so above and beyond that every Cameo I've seen since has seemed super lame by comparison.

And that film was AFTER plastic surgeons reconstructed his whole face. I studied SLS in college, it’s one of the first films given permission under the Hays Code to portray homosexuality, but only because the gay character met such a grisly end. Poor Montgomery, the 20th Century didn’t deserve him.

I opened this app for the first time in weeks, only to be reminded that you save your best jokes for this place

THIS is how to white woman.

It honestly feels like one of my biggest disconnects with Gen Z. Like I get that, as a generation, we were culturally groomed. But when you have a meltdown over a 19yo old dating a 17yo, I just can’t even take you seriously. That is also a sort of cultural grooming, making normalcy taboo.

This is so accurate

I recall having some confusion over Foxes/Little Darlings/Little Foxes

Oh, we might need to watch that together…

Two more titans of 70’s entertainment. Throw a couple Judy Blume books in there and you’ve basically got the extent of my formal sex ed

On god, 1984 was such a fucking cultural watershed moment

And not in a vanity label or fast fashion way. Just in an accessible, cool way. The only other brand I can think of that was kinda in the same category for me was Contempo Casuals

I paid particularly close attention to Foster’s career, as she was the only famous person with my name other than Johnny Whittaker’s character on Family Affair.

Although her real name actually isn’t even Jodie. I think it’s Alicia.

She did a few Disney movies including Freaky Friday. I think Candleshoe filmed before Taxi Driver but came out after. Her mom didn’t want her typecast as a child star, so she let Scorsese cast her as a sex worker which earned her an Oscar nom at 14. Dubious parenting, but seems to have worked out.

My first Esprit pants (multi-colored skinnies with ankle zips, 8th grade) were such a huge deal to me. They were the first thing I ever owned that my mom wouldn’t have been caught dead in.

Yeah that’s just a day that ends in Y

Me too, minion, me too… (especially involving dogs, thanks for the heads up @greymattersplat.bsky.social. I have much nostalgia for the ‘78 version but I’m going to take your advice and see this in IMAX)

Why is it spicy - kissmytisha YouTube video by Bahamas

Fascism: why is it spicy?