It will be extremely funny if Vance manages to get himself excommunicated before his book on becoming a Catholic releases.

You’re welcome to visit (or move back) whenever you’d like 😉

Maki rolls (salmon mango and spicy yellowtail), sushi (smoked salmon and krab) and a flask of sake

As good a reason as any.

tracks.

Bring back Reconstruction and make it PAINFUL.

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him CHICAGO—Saying he had been absolutely blindsided by the sudden change in his fortunes, local 33-year-old Tyler Branton, a man who lost everything in cryptocurrencies, told reporters Thursday that he j...

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And yet.

You’d better go just in case.

He looks like a Bandit to me.

honestly this is the ideal post-death plan for me. let my corpse play host to a bunch of little guys, allow me to fully reenter the cycle of nature after my time has passed, memento mori memento amoris etc

“Maybe I didn’t make myself clear… YOU are supposed to be the ones living in fear, not ME”

Fishtopher and Mr Lover sitting in a windowsill. Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits up and looks towards the camera with a relaxed, content expression. Mr Lover, an orange and white tabby cat, lays in a green bed and looks out the window.

window buddies

Taxes done!

I’m a single guy with no kids and one job so it’s stupidly easy, dunno why I always procrastinate

Gen Z workers are so fearful AI will take their job they’re intentionally sabotaging their company’s AI rollout | Fortune Many employees are refusing to use AI tools, with some even admitting to tampering with performance reviews to make AI appear less effective.

YAAAAAAAAAAAS!
G'wan, yoofs!

chelsea manning looking fly as hell in a nice suit being perp walked by a dipshit party city looking nypd cop named "anger"

yesterday in NYC, jewish voice for peace organized a protest against arms sale to israel. 90 people got detained after a traffic sit in held right in front of chuck schumer's office.

as usual, chelsea manning has the coolest perp walk photos. cop's name is "anger" lmfao.

I'm glad the Dems are doing this; even if this specific bill is a longshot it keeps Trump's obvious unfitness in the public eye.

Reading the bill, though, it doesn't state *how* they do the exam, or who will implement it (unless I missed it). Seems like wiggle room there.

Can someone out there please count up all the CPAC speakers who ranted about George Soros funding left wing causes?

Be sure to take breaks and stretch every hour or two.

doordash grandma DoorDash does not have a specific policy for seniors or helping grandparents, as the provided articles do not mention DoorDash's policies or services for seniors. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know. how the fuck do I just search WaPo articles? To search Washington Post articles, you can use the "Ask The Post Al" tool, which is a generative Al tool that provides summary answers and curated results directly to users. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know. I asked. Show me article about "doordash grandma" There is no information about DoorDash and grandma in the provided articles. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know.

WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

Rowling: i sshould have known
Rowling: you know the transsss women have an unfair biological advantage in making cartoonsss
Barker: how do you figure that
Poe: clive
Barker: no no i want to hear this one
Rowling: I DON'T HAVE TO JUSSTIFY MY ASSSERTIONS
Rowling: MAYBE YOU FORGET WHO I AM

Grandma loves her classic cars I guess.

America should be a Godly nation, guided by Christian religious leaders. Here's why Pope Leo needs to stay out of politics.

i'm going to be beating my "get off substack" drum again.

because seriously: get off substack.

stop helping literal sex traffickers make money.

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-MR. TRUE IS AT THE OFFICE OF A FACTORY MANAGER WHEN AN EMPLOYEE ENTERS EMPLOYEE: MISTER GRIGGS, THAT MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER AND DANGEROUS TO OPERATE MANAGER MR. GRIGGS: WELL, LET THE MEN RUN IT TILL NOON AND THEN WE'LL, HAVE IT FIXED - P2- MR TRUE IS VERY UPSET BY THE MANANGERS DISREGARD FOR THE WORKERS SAFETY MR. TRUE: DO IT NOW!!!! MR. TRUE POUNDS THE MANAGER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD CAUSING HIM TO FOLD UP LIKE AN ACCORDION

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April 11,1919

It seems to me that a large portion, perhaps a majority, of Zionism is “they did a genocide on us so that gives us a moral right to do genocide on others”.

It makes complete sense that the Evangelical-Mormon megareligion is converging on “Christianity is about sending AI-written corporate emails everyone ignores, but about Christ”

I looked at this, immediately thought, ‘wow, you need to hydrate more’ then mentally smacked my own forehead because of course, that’s a huge part of the point - trans folk justifiably anxious about using public bathrooms, wind up drinking less so they won’t have to.

A four-panel black and white "Doonesbury" cartoon strip showing Bernie (wearing a black bow tie and white short-sleeve dress shirt and holding a clipboard), Mike Doonesbury (wearing a dark vest and white long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up), and Boopsie (only the top half of her head is visible behind the monitor), in the Walden computer lab. Zonker Harris is also there but "off screen." Bernie is standing while Mike and Boopsie are sitting adjacent to each other in front of boxy computer monitors. A small, three-ring binder lays open on the table next to them. PANEL 1: Bernie: "Okay, here's the scenario. It's Day One. Both superpowers are mobilizing. Soviet troops are massing on the German border. Mike, what is your response as chairman of the Joint Chiefs?" PANEL 2: Mike: "I'm putting my tactical nuclear weapons on full alert as per President Reagan's orders!" Bernie: "Good! Mr. President, what is your position?" Zonker (off screen): "I'm out riding. But I'm wearing my beeper." PANEL 3: Mike (looking worried): "Uh-oh! The Soviets have just fired a round of nerve gas into a forward unit!" Bernie: "Could be a mistake. Remember, tensions are very high!" Boopsie: "Goodness! Try to be careful, Mike!" PANEL 4: Mike: "It's a trap! I'm going nuclear!" Bernie: "No! You're over-reacting! It's just a border incident!" Boopsie: "What are all these cute little mushrooms?"

April 14, 1982: The electronic nuclear war game continues. With tensions rising rapidly as Soviet troops mass on the border between East and West Germany, Mike (playing the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff) makes a fateful decision after putting NATO’s battlefield nuclear weapons on full alert.

It’s almost as if the oligarchs who controlled the mainstream media didn’t want Biden to get credit for the economy because they desperately wanted Trump back. 🤔

Democrats colluding with the fascists in defiance of the explicit will of their voters? Must be Tuesday.

I've seen respected columnists using AI to add cartoons to their posts. Please stop- first of all, it's garbage. Secondly, most editorial cartoonists would be happy if you included their work with your posts. Just ask them for permission.