These guys would rather play Smash and Mario Kart mid bracket instead of swimming w/ me at the resort 😔 Congrats on 2nd in Hammerhead tonight buddies! 🌊🐟 - Bubba the Sea Cow

Woke from napping last night to see my team played 20xx and LUTI 🌊🐟

BFSC lost 4-5 to synth waves but it was a great effort yall 🐄

okay back to sleep 🌄 - Bubby the Sea Cow

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We looking for +1 for Anarchy Nova! dm Mini on discord ( mini_spl ) if you’re interested or if you have questions 😎

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Omg we haven’t played in to tourney since last year XD
BFSC went 1-1 in dolphin showdown tonight then immediately played Fortnite😎

Toto: Nep2ne all you have to do is live
Nep2ne immediately falls off from build and dies
Mini: what a great way to start off the year! 😄
Lux: bomber jacket

Nep2ne_ - Twitch 1 DEATH = $0.50 for R4R

Chat go watch Nep2ne compete in R4R!! 1 death = $0.50 for charity
www.twitch.tv/nep2ne_

We’re great spellers 🙂

This account is alive I promise, anyways BFSC is going to @anarchynova.bsky.social this weekend‼️We’ll be handing out our team logo stickers and our brand NEW stickers that @totodilestar.bsky.social made! 😎🎉

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We played in NA League and got 15th place! GGs to everyone 🎉! Also check out @totodilestar.bsky.social new recent art 👀

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BFSC Stickers I’m working on bringing to life! Hoping to have physical ones ready for a certain LAN we plan on attending in the coming months…

Get hype to collect these swagged out squid kids 😎
#splatoon #BFSC

Twitch Twitch is the world

Hii, we are Big Fat Sea Cows Primarily known for being team of friends who started as a collegiate team. We love messing around but we ultimately strive to push ourselves as far as we can in comp.

Nep2ne sometimes streams our tourney runs: twitch.tv/nep2ne_

Same with Lux: twitch.tv/fairylightlux

Nintendo didn’t like fat so now our new name is BigFlabbySeaCows 😁

Unfortunately, Nep2ne left the BFSC stickers in the laundry after Riptide 2025...

These stickers are now 0-2 to washing machines following a major. As a team, we do not think we can reverse sweep this result.

We got top 24 in Main Bracket and 3rd in Collegiate Crews! GGs to everyone! We appreciate all the love and support we’ve gotten in the past few days❤️

Now we take a break so we can play silk sonic and rivals 🤩

(Also if anyone has videos/pics of us on main stage do send them!)
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Working on something for my beloved @bfsc.bsky.social teammates 👀💖
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Oh #compsplatoon or something

We got 🥇in Hammerhead! GGs and see yall at riptide! Thanks to @fr0sta.bsky.social for subbing! 🥳

Mini: redneck dad
Toto: lesbian baller daughter
Frosta: Emo washed daughter
Lux: Nerdmaxxed creature child
Nep2ne: Adopted

One big happy family 😁

I forgot to announce our social… but we’re going to Riptide 🎉🎉🎉 bfsc will be competing in the main bracket with our current roster and the CCA side bracket with Fox!

Will be also heading out our lovely stickers again so be sure to grab one!
(I’m using the same sticker photo tee hee)

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COMING TO YOU LIVE AT RIPTIDE NEXT FRIDAY, 2 OF THE WORST SPELLERS ON THE PLANET:

@wak-spl.bsky.social VS @minipiplup.bsky.social THE SPELLING BEE BY THE GOLDEN GORILLA (HOPEFULLY)

HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY

TIME TBD

COME OUT AND SEE WHO IS THE BEST OF THE WORST

We played in Miku Miku Beam last night, idk what place we got but GGs to everyone!! 🥳

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Keeping the Low Ink Banned certificates tradition alive at Riptide. I still have 13 certs left over from last year (date will be wrong). 3 teams already dmed me to reserve theirs

• Must be Low Ink banned
• Certs written to teams only, not individual players
• Must shake my hand and take a picture

Me when I forgot to post last night 🤩 We got Great White in SOS! GGs to everyone 🎉

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Account isn’t dead, washed bfsc got 4th in hammerhead! GGs to everyone! 😁🎉

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Erm we got FIRST in mako… we do be a bit silly sometimes! Still ggs to everyone! 🥳

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Or something idk hashtag 🤪

We got 2nd at Anarchy NoVA @anarchynova.bsky.social! GGs to every team and thanks to the TOs for hosting! It was an amazing event to attend 🥳

Lux: got to go to round 1 after :3
Toto: Zooka triple funny moment
Havoc: the yeller
Mini: you can’t even see me on the other side :(

Me when I’m late to announce this, but we’re going and competing at Anarchy NoVA! We’ll be handing out our logo stickers there 🥳

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We got top 8 in CCA Booyah Bowl All Stars!! Fun event to get invited too!GGs to everyone!!🥳

Lux: oh deeer
Mini & Toto: played turf war in s2
Fox: had hammer sounds above him the whole tourney

Missed the reveal stream? Well, we got this amazing graphic that shows all 16 teams competing in Booyah Bowl All Stars 🌠!

Check out all of the action tomorrow starting at 1pm ET/10 am PT on CCA Twitch and YouTube!