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Posts by Jurassic Petterson

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eu quando idosas são pisoteadas em lojas de 20 reais

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esse BBB nos deu um grupo inteiro de pessoas que se vestem igual digiescolhido

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john cena esbugalhando o piu-piu (frases que podem ser tiradas de contexto)

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lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

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Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine

Uma pessoa colocou como meta de 2026 disponibilizar parte das mídias físicas lançadas pela MTV Brasil e isso chegou a meu conhecimento hoje de manhã, talvez seja de interesse da galera aqui

archive.org/details/@mtv...

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the male loneliness epidemic is one of the biggest "bitch that sounds like a you problem" talking points of all time

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what if i fucking kill you

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A heart-shaped pink candy like the kind given out at Valentine’s with cute words on them, but this one says “eating one billionaire would do more to combat climate change than any amount of personal life changes”.

A heart-shaped pink candy like the kind given out at Valentine’s with cute words on them, but this one says “eating one billionaire would do more to combat climate change than any amount of personal life changes”.

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🤧 Gripado 🤒
#animação #cartoon #música #humor

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Como pode hoje não ser segunda-feira?

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Como pode uma banda composta de filhos de milionários que se conheceram num internato na Suiça terem mais consciência que o resto da indústria

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i am also blocked by the man who dipped his hot phone in the pool

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Obrigado por terem vindo aqui mesmo em luto e agora no show do intervalo… ALOK

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O Alok é um serial killer de músicas

ANDAR COM FÉ EU VOU

TCHUPLEK TCHUPLEK

QUE A FÉ NÃO COSTUMA FALAHAR

TUTZ TUTZ TUTZ

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SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

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Declarou voto no Bolsonaro.

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A cada vez que Tadeu mencionava isso, me fazia torcer pro programa acabar mais rápido. PELO AMOR DE DEUS, NÓS JÁ ENTENDEMOS!!!

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Huh, I didn't know Sam Altman was gay. I Mean good for the gays, we finally having representation in the "evil people who have caused immeasurable damage to human life" community. Got that going for us.

13 hours ago 157 20 13 10

eu diria q a edicao foi inesquecivel APESAR da globo fazer tudo em seu alcance pra estragar . imagina se eles tivessem colaborado

14 hours ago 203 23 1 0

tia milena está SOLTA no mundo

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Nem o "Quem matou Odete Roitman?" saturou tanto desse jeito.

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A news article that says "seals remember what they just did - but only for about 18 seconds" and the image has been edited to be the pokemon spheal (round seal) from the pokearth youtube video lying vacantly in the snow

A news article that says "seals remember what they just did - but only for about 18 seconds" and the image has been edited to be the pokemon spheal (round seal) from the pokearth youtube video lying vacantly in the snow

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selo velho gostoso

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E aí, Papa Leão?!

1 day ago 94 28 2 0

Divo tupiniquim que representa a todos nós.

21 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Estão terrivelmente sozinhos os doidos, os tristes, os poetas.

22 hours ago 175 57 1 8
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We need to stop accepting views expressed on Twitter as real opinions. The sooner everyone assumes that the median post on that website is done in bad faith and principally designed to chase clout, the sooner we stop letting these fake controversies take up all the oxygen in the room.

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Aí teriam que declarar ela logo campeã da edição. :b

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NÃO É POSSÍVEL!!! 🗣️

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