My procedure took less than an hour and my results were very good, it was like a nice nap and now I get to eat. Still feel a bit woozy though.

In the foreground is a white plate with 3 small pizza slices on it. A large black cat is in the background on the floor.

Amy's No Cheese Pizza and my loving void to help me recover from my colonoscopy. Once again I have been found healthy against my own expectations.

Today my grumpy ass self has shouted at my mom for calling me for frivolous billshit and told my dear husband that he may be wrong all the time but he doesn't always know it.
I want food.
Waiting in the waiting room.

Oh good gods, now I have hiccups too

Drinking 64oz of salt water is fucking gross and awful. Doing it twice is even worse.

Fasting today for my colonoscopy tomorrow. There's so much food in my house and I can't eat it. This sucks. I do not know how Islamic folks do Ramadan, that's some dedication. Props to them.

Of all the madness in the world, someone has gifted my 15 years old stepson a sword.
It's even sharp.
Is this real life?

Kitchen table with Easter basket on it. Basket contains a polar bear shower pouf, two small bottles of Melinda's BBQ sauce, and a bag of Zombie flavor Takis with the addition of a 'Jesus' label making them zombie Jesus takis.

Over the years my contributions to my stepson's Easter Basket have only gotten more unhinged. No spam this year though.

I need to remember that my boss doesn't come to my place of work and see what I'm working with. I mean, sometimes she tells me things need to be done a certain way and then I feel kinda bad when I ignore that.
But directives made by people who are not in possession of all the facts can be ignored.

Me: everything is awful and I hate everyone.
Also me: Have you taken your sertraline today?
Me: ...no
Also me: Have you smoked any weed either?
Me: ...no
Also me: You should try that. And eat food.
Me: but the AMOC is still collapsing and humanity is still warlike...
Also me: look bitch just try

I just realized that Tom and Davey in the song Piano man are probably on a date.
Happy Valentines Day

It’s time for a National Strike Day to support all the citizens in Minnesota, Oregon, Chicago, Los Angeles, Maine and everywhere else who are pushing back against the ICE Gestapo and the trump GOP.

Please repost if you support this.

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

Growing up in Mass it was known that Mainers arent to be fucked with, you steal a Maine lobster buoy and you could get shot.
If ICE comes to my neighborhood and nobody shoots back at them then I guess Maine isnt made of the hardscrabble toughies I thought it was.

Also, blunderbuss.

Asking a child "What's a doctor going to do for you?" is so deeply broken that even as a kid I was like "I dunno, I'm not a doctor." And anyway that's how I got to 38yrs before I knew I had casein intolerance and why mom's cat isnt my problem. Ask the daughter who lives closer I guess.

Mom's cat hasn't eaten in 2 days. She is worried but doesn't want to take him to the vet cause "What's a vet gonna do, look at him and shrug?" I try to tell her that vets know more about cats than me or her but I can't really engage because she used to say that to avoid taking me to the doc.

First thing this morning I went into the kitchen where my husband had made muffins and bacon and coffee and tried to flash him my tits, appreciatively.
I didnt realize my phone was in the kangaroo pocket of my hoodie and smacked myself in the nose with it.
Now I have a headache.
Classic Sunday.

Two cars appear to have gone off the road near my house within the last hour. Glad I dont have to go out tonight.

My mother in law dropped off a 19lb turkey on Saturday. To two people who dont really do Thanksgiving nor do we particularly like turkey. Its still quite frozen. We will roast it when it becomes available I guess.

Oh are there? That's why you have THREE jobs, right, cause its so easy to find a decent paying job out there? Yup.

The other day I was on a rant to a coworker about the Snap fiasco last month, and I said i thought we should have UBI and nobody should be hungry or unhoused and like "there's plenty of empty properties in this rich ass country" and she countered with "there's plenty of jobs, too!"

Great words that I love but don't often get to use:
Rhyzomorph
Funicular
Widdershins
Fulgerite

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
From Terry Pratchett's Color Of Magic

Today was like a hot bag of crabs.

'Sometimes something like this can open people's eyes about managing their money better.' Oh eat shit. People are not making enough money to live, period. Wages need to go up. People aren't on food stamps cause they're bad with money. It's because companies don't want to pay living wages.

'They say no kings but Biden was like a king and Covid restrictions were tyranny!'
Yeah? The ones you ignored anyway, designed to stop the spread of a deadly epidemic? Yeah sure. MAYBE IF YOU HAD GOT THE SHOT INSTEAD OF GETTING COVID YOUR BRAIN WOULD WORK BETTER.

I'm gobsmacked by how dumb people can be. How dumb they are still becoming. I've seen some awesome SM comments that just make me sad for the commenter. 'If he really was a king he'd just keep the government open!' Why? The government being dismantled was always the plan!

I don't know what is under my dryer, but my cats are super interested in it. Could be a mouse or a shrew or a frog.