Just in bed reading about phytohaemagglutinin

The hell

Just watching episode 2 of Voyager for a look around the Los Angeles Convention Center

Willing to try

Are you awarding points for artistic impression?

Post you in another country etc (Wales)

Grace Jones in A View to a Kill

Ok this weekend coming is pretty standard, but the one after that:

💒 👰🤵

Oh that’ll be it

I’ve gone up one point on the local government pay scale!! I might see if I can afford a Freddo to celebrate

I can't find the key to the shed so I can't cut the grass. Use this if you can. I'll back you up

I just coloured in the faded black suede (effect) on my trainers with a permanent marker. Pretty sure this will work out ok. It's not raining soon is it?

ok. I mean... might not be straight away

In the galaxy. Let's not discriminate

So who’s got the biggest penis?

The news sites have vastly overestimated how much I care about the Peter Mandelson HR issue

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?????

At least your ostrich egg is safe

He's dead isn't he

Well that'll learn you for buying a fancy hifalutin brand name

Brexit

I just ran the numbers and that’s about £1 per tin!!!

I've already had a double-bagger

Adopted from a rescue centre and it took ages to start trusting people

There was a burglary in the village last night and it seems they kicked the dog.

If anyone hurt my dog (pictured) I might temporarily forget my calm rational ideas on criminal rehabilitation

Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed The

Now watch Reform try to overturn it because smoking will be a money-spinner for a privatised health service

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've got my root vegetables and lentils in the slow-cooker, running 100% on solar power without using any energy from the batteries that I use for my air-source heat pump.

It may surprise you to learn that I read The Guardian and vote Lib Dem and Green

It’s knees today. I guess this is what happens now

So stiff