Goddamn these people are such fucking losers

These guys love crashing a plane into the ground to spite the turbulence

me, a time traveler: so, you got any advice on how to deal with this crisis or—?

founding father speaking from 1780: no, no, but i beſeach thee to speak on other matters. i ſhould much like to hear further tales of this garfield and his multitudinous antics to acquire foreign delicacies—laſagnas

Pat McAfee, former NFL player, podcaster and college football commentator, has died from eating a car battery. He was 47 years old

I just cant believe we’re actually doing a weekly “war is over” celebration

Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) quote tweets Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) saying: "The sea and the desert have been places of mutual enrichment among peoples and cultures for millennia. Woe to us if we turn them into graveyards where even hope dies! Let us free these tremendous reservoirs of history and the future from evil! Let us denounce and remove causes." Hooks comments: "the pope—deeply suspicious of thinking machines—is cultivating desert power. it's happening out of order but it's happening."

Bring the Butlerian Jihad

Ideal relationship dynamic

If i have to say “philly kreme” to another human being, with my real voice, who will then have to pass me the donut, the sixers better win a fucking chip this year

George soros get that heart attack gun ready

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

You should either do that or “the pope” i think you coupd pull either off and i am excited to see what direction your career takes

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Here's your first look at GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, in theatres & IMAX November 6.

VFX, Written, and Directed by Takashi Yamazaki. #FilmedForIMAX

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

hi mattie i was hoping to screenshot this and blame you for something unrelated that made me mad, is that considered "Being Normal" or does that fall under the other category?

Katie Fortterman

Women watch out we WILL be holding you accountable for this one

Donald Trump’s final most brilliant defense: im actually too stupid to know who jesus is
Checkmate liberals!

these guys love the idea of "racism against everyone just like me, but not including me"

Every-now-and-then-trump

You did all you could?? Shows how useless you guys are!

What if this i s just iranian pete hegseth

Which one

do you think if we do this enough we can finally kill the internet

im glad we're spending 5 trillion dollars a second on this

hell yeah

"we would hate for people to expect us to do something with the power we're given to actually impact the things we're saying we're mad about"

Ai jesus: Repentance can be found simply by asking me through your prayers and embracing god our all mighty father, and you can also bet the mets this weekend with promocode: “eucharist” for matching deposits up to $500 on Kalshi