i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it
Posts by Tart Attack
Art by • Alexey Gorboot
Liliana of the veil
Some men experience the riches of the earth only to be blind to their own wealth
"and another thing," I tell my congressman,
feels like a good time to bring back nomadic horse warriors
i am a devil! i am a saint! i am a man! i am a ghost! i am a lover! i am a hater!
Damn he just like me fr fr
yes. each of our tastes struck the perfect balance. no one else though
Visual development art by Tadahiro Uesugi for Carole & Tuesday (2019), dir. Shinichiro Watanabe, Bones
if osmosis is real why can't desperately unhappy people absorb some ambient joy from the intensity of the differential
my job is laptop but I don't fully understand laptop so my daily life is full of small mysteries and this keeps me beautifully naive as like a foal
I don't care if the Street Fighter movie is good or bad, I just want to see people attempting shoryukens on each other in the parking lot the same way people revved their engines out of the Fast and Furious movies
They should make a job that doesn't suck
honestly every day
A mari i n a patterned cloak holding a lantern
Another mari holding a lantern
Guy Whose Opinion Sucks Insanely: let's start a dialogue
It's not "good" that BART trains make an unholy metal scream every time they move at all, but it is "very funny" when the intercom plays an Important System Announcement immediately drowned out by nnnrrreEEEEEAAARGGGGGHRTRRRGRKK
KNIGHT: yo how's the haul from Gorthrax the Vile lookin
WIZARD: The enchantments he weaved were subtle, yet bear great potency, even beyond death. There is much still to glean. 'Strooth I hear his whispers still, echoing in the dark...
KNIGHT: cool we were thinking jersey mikes for lunch
ME: oh man, it's been ages since I talked to this friend, I should text them
SCHEMING VIZIER/MY SOCIAL ANXIETY: and yet they have not texted you either in all this time. most curious, my lord
Vizier as a Service
Go up
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory
>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires
even without defunding or big structural changes, I think police abuses could be curbed by making doing bad shit more annoying
for example I think we could pass a statute requiring arresting officers to hand-write 500 word apology letters to people released without charge
the local film trivia last time had a round called "Yeah I like A24, A 24 year old movie that is: The films of 2002" and I'm still thinking about it.
I wonder if the Daft Punk guys ever thought of the interstella 5555 characters as their band-sona
✧ THE ROARING KNIGHT ✧
If I was in charge of Star Trek, Data would be real and he’d be my friend
I miss the days when presidential scandals were just that Obama wore panties to a press conference that said JUICY on the back even though we could all see his ass was long and lifeless.
that's horrible and I'm sorry you were treated that way