That is the rule when having a dog. No matter how big or small, the dog requires 85% of the bed. I also find that my dog likes to stretch out and push me with his back legs as if he is trying to push me out of the bed. Which he probably is
Posts by Amelie Calamity
Nooo, not Alice and Chris. I find Chris repugnant. Can’t put my finger on it but I’ve never liked him and I’ve never recovered from when he shagged Amy and then said “I’d like a bit more” bleuurgh!
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East Yorkshire, England
Even I shouted at the radio for Stella to answer her bloody phone
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Got to be Tom!
That is perfect! I do want Chelsea to marry Freddie and be the Lady of LL!
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Please can I add a reminder that Tom Archer is an absolute bellend
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That was an excellent Dad joke
What a beautiful boy. I’m sorry for your loss. They are angels without wings 🐾🐶
I think it speaks volumes that Klopp found the words to describe Salah perfectly. And yes, he probably spent ages preparing them, but it was just so perfect. No matter how long Slot spends preparing, it just won’t sound as good. Klopp is in a class of his own.
Six accents? Has she improved? I could have sworn there was a bit of Welsh in there the other day!
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We’ve all done that
Both Mo and Etitike are on the bench for the Spurs match? Why don’t they start with Etitike, let him bang a few goals in and put Salah on later so he can score a few more. I am puzzled by this.
Am slightly concerned that we may be held to a draw or worse by a side that is, at best, struggling
#LFC
And Eddie, Plop, Ruth …
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That’s because he’s a complete bellend
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Helen’s given up fidelity. Brian has given up sense and reason. Kate has given up being completely batshit and Chris has given up not being a dick.
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If next season doesn’t improve then I will reconsider my stance on Slot.
He handled the death of Diogo in a very respectful manner and also dealt with Mo’s outburst with dignity. Does he favour Gakpo too much? Absolutely. Should he start Rio more often, Hell yes.
But for now I stick with slot
Performances this season and Mo is not in form. However, we have seen flashes of great football and players that were not great at the start are now playing very well (Wurtz)
I have faith that it will come together. But have had to accept that this season is a write off.
following the devastating death of Diogo and I have no doubt that the players were affected far deeply than anyone is letting on.
Isak was also brought in late and was unfit due to his ‘strike’ at Newcastle
The team did not have that normal pre-season time to gel.
We have seen some dreadful
I still back Slot and this is why:
Last year we played brilliantly. Mo Salah didn’t have to go back to defend so much and subsequently banged in goal after goal.
Between seasons:
A boat load of players were sold and new ones came in.
Pre-season was significantly impacted
Rufus Valentino sleeps next to me every night. This was taken yesterday morning when he went back to bed after I went for a shower
PAUSE P – Pay full attention A – Acknowledge without fixing U – Use questions and silence wisely S – Show understanding E – Empathise, not analyse
In conversations about mental health suicide or distress, our instinct is often to help by offering solutions.
But real connection starts when we PAUSE - when we make space to listen, not fix 💛
#DaddyBlackbird #MentalHealth #SuicideAwareness #Listening #Empathy #Compassion #Kindness
#TheArchers SWs kindly reminding me on Friday of how utterly wonderful Jakob is and, on Thursday, what an absolute and complete bellend Chris is.
And in between all of that, what on earth is going on with Brian?
Eugh the thought of a burst of Joy
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Was at work today. Saw the Liverpool result and that we are now joint 4th in the league. I said to my colleague sitting opposite, “I reckon we could still win the league”
His eye roll was so great I thought I’d never see his pupils again
#LFC #YNWA
I’ve just caught up on #TheArchers and thought Josh made some very valid points about Plop. I didn’t think he was awful, but he did go in a bit hard - not unusual when it comes to families and money
I’d also like to thank the SWs yet again for reminding me how much of a complete nob Tom is
Christ! They’re all awful. I’m going to have to vote for Brian as he’s the least worst