hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

my libido has absolutely cratered on E and im not particularly sad about it

godspeed o7

:')

A white cockatoo in a pot on the stove, mouth slightly agape and looking up at the camera. (The stove is off, as this is a joke, and the bird is fine.)

making dinner

omg i havent thought about that game in so long

i like when water falls from the sky

me: do you think i have pooner hips?? do you think im giving fakeboy ngmi fujomaxxer AAPcel?

the 50 year old bicurious divorcee i bagged: [sprinkling rat poison in my tea] time for breakfast babygirl i mean they i mean he

a packet of 3 capsules of "TRUCKERS LUV IT" the only further information given is that its a dietary supplement. package shows a man in a leather jacket and cowboy hat and an 18 wheeler

platonic ideal of gas station drugs imo

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

pic of a fake product in the style of sketchy gas station "performance enhancing" supplements titled Intellifuck. A tiger is seen mounting a rhinoceros on the prairie, with a faded image of Albert Einstein nearby. The product claims Real Proven Results to increase spatial awareness, fuck speed, deductive reasoning, and fuck time. No headache! No diarrhea! No bone rot!

whats wrong babe you havent taken your evening intellifuck 😔

bulmas face pic 2 is some powerful pfp material

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

a slim, run down hallway extending away into darkness. the floor is dirty, part of the ceiling is missing, various boxes are stacked on the side, and an open electrical box is visible

if you need me ill be in The Hallway

☝️ potato

hmm,

sleep ?

im gonna

tru

godspeed

*pouding fists on table*

D I Y D I Y D I Y

sorry 2 any pals who havent heard from me in a while on discord etc. just going through one of those Incredible Brain cycles

graphics showing a first person view of a pair of feet in a large pot with boiling water, fire and smoke around the sides of the pot. text below: the cannibals have caught you! they tie you ip and dump you in a large iron pot. a red fog swims before your eyes and you lose consciousness. the adventure is over. you are dead. (to the right, user interface - directions, inventory box, help, dig, load, save, quit). at the bottom, the game title in large stylized font.

i was a cannibal for the fbi, game over screen, amiga (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/29431/i...

TAke a look, y'all:

so true :)

brain hurts

Blue-black Grosbeak

This is a chunky, dark songbird found in the humid lowlands of Central and South America, known for its deep blue-black male plumage and rich dark brown female, both with stout bills. A member of the cardinal family, it skulks in lush vegetation.

📸: @glopezespina

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

sleep? sleep ,