as a native of the South, I am not familiar with any directional salad dressings including that one

communal penis eating clocks of ducks is what I’m hearing

dang even ducks are being asked to do more with less

undoubtedly in the top ten of weirdest things I’ve typed into the internet

Black Hole Supersonic

do married Thai women just keep a flock of penivore ducks as a warning to their husbands?

do they just follow her around and then one day are like WE KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME

ah, you called dibs

injury or oldjury

I’m guessing they had to give the water buffalo a humane ending?

I really need background on that water buffalo story

objectively hilarious.

scoreboard.

Stay focused, don’t get blown off course

he’s just got to hang in there

dang, da nang

that’s one of Sun Tzu’s right?

that’s just cheating

I give them a 4 out of 5 for effort

oh it was his hot dog that was tingling

🚩

and all it cost you was a jaw

his hot dog detector was tingling?

I think KD is faking the knee injury, he’s just being mocking LeBron because he can actually take a game off

don’t call them Shirley

lol I am

woof this pitch is TERRIBLE

I’m fortunate enough to have never been witness to the procedure

gonna have to re-descend those fellas