So much winning! my a$$.

Air fryer brussel sprouts are blanking fantastic.

Selling a house is such an emotional rollercoaster.

Such a relief to have The Winter Olympics as a distraction instead of death and misery.

Today is…

‘Tis the season to moisturize! You too fellas. Especially if when you go in public. And at the gym

Going to the dentist is always a miserable experience. . No matter how well you take care of your teeth, each visit is miserable.

Did I mention that leg day is the WORST?

word!

I’m officially a gym rat. I think.

Did I mention that I hate leg day at the gym?

#SupermanMovie was really good. Can’t wait to watch it again.

I’m actually used to going to the gym now.

Why do people who work at a gym don’t look like they work at a gym?

Spent 1.5 hours at the gym. WTF is wrong with me…

Just my opinion but I think AI is the new CBD.

I have the same “no eye contact “policy at the gym that I have in public restrooms.

Thunderbolts was really good. I’d watch it again.

Going to the gym is for the birds. I just want to look good with my shirt off. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Kinda disappointed that you can’t use the “I’m on the other line long distance and will call you back later” excuse anymore.

This going to the gym at 50+ thing is no joke. I’m tired AF!

I’m pretty sure this caffeine-free tea I’m drinking is NOT caffeine-free.

Now is not the time to enable push notifications for daily political news.

I did not read nor watch any news today and I feel cleansed.

One added perk when going to the gym is that no one wants to make eye contact with you or talk to you.

I like it.

I can finally bend my arms again. This working out stuff is for the birds. 😕

Day 2 of working out and I’m really feeling like I got hit by a NYC bus today. Didn’t think it would hurt this bad at this age but it does.

I’m not too sore today from working out. It just feels like I got hit by a small car instead of a bus.

Today was my first day back in the gym in YEARS. Felt good but tomorrow I’ll most likely feel like I got hit by a bus.

If it isn’t love, why do I feel this way? Why does she stay on my mind?

I’m not just reciting lyrics. This is some real sh*t.