this is a deeply unserious bruins lightning game

Some killings you're allowed to joke about.

In the event of nuclear war the only survivors will be cockroaches and James Milner.

turned on eala-tauson, took a nap, woke up to the best drama of the tournament

i would be humiliated to post this in public. if you're scared of the subway you are not gonna make it. no fucking shot

PSA for everyone going to protests

further research is warranted but after thinking about it for a few minutes i'd guess that the three coolest people on earth are walton goggins, sade and ichiro

Faustregel: je überzeugter der Kommentator/Experte bei einer VAR-Entscheidung ist, desto wahrscheinlicher wird es am Ende andersrum gegeben.

#KSVBOC

nefarious use of var against kiel… ok bundesliga #ksv

What a win! 🤩

allergic to scoring 🤧 #bhafc #achoo

You can try and paint that however you want, but Brighton did a deal with the devil to get 20 years of luck in three seasons between 2014-17, and now we're totally fucked anytime we play Fulham. It's a price I'm willing to pay #BHAFC

just transferred haaland……. im free 😌 #fpl

10!!!! ????

Today's the day

welbeck jp and georginio is such a beautiful thing

The best shirt in American soccer rn — maybe ever.

No, I didn't just blow in from Stupid Town. I have a car.

jake paul has died

twitter made me sad