Exactly

I don't even particularly care about the movie i just really think it's got legs

100

I think a sort of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead of the two other record store clerks from High Fidelity is a thing no one wants or asked for but i could absolutely nail

George HW absolutely fired the shot that killed Kennedy

I will cancel my subscription if i don't see clips tomorrow of you shirtless and cherry red, absolutely dripping with oily sweat

Says the guy being super fucking obnoxious towards strangers on the Internet for attention

The Y should let me wear a wizard hat when i teach

I believe in you

Id be snagging routine fly balls in shallow left like a goddamn gold glove

I love it, great for bedroom riffin or recording

BZZT. WRONGO.

We know exactly what to do with it

Big fan of bromeliads

I would lose years of my life to playing the dad simulator. Blasting steely dan in my minivan driving to little league, talking shop with the other dads at the game, falling asleep on the couch watching ken burns docs in game? That sounds sick

babe would you still love me if I was a NAFO fella

Self-circumcision in the dune pain box

I love chipotle bowls
Take another bite of my goyslop baby

Im getting quadpanned but i guess three is cool too

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Why do you assume that not voting for candidates i don't feel represent my interests means complete abstention from all civic life?

Voting is not the only or even the most important way to participate in politics in a meaningful way bud

Well I mean as an ML I kinda agree with the dipshit here, he is a liberal

Well yes but not the way you understand the word

And yet liberals throw tantrums, cheat, and run as independents when the left primaries their asses

And until they do, or even just go back to lying to me and saying they do, I'm not voting for them. Maybe they don't need the left to win and good for them if that's true but it hasn't worked out for them so far since fucking bill clinton.

It objectively was not good enough, correct. I don't need them to do the things to get my support, I'm saying i want them to do more than say "this is as good as it gets and you better fucking like it". I would like for them to believe that a better world is possible and actually work towards it

I don't care much about civic duty but the pay isn't remarkably different from what i make at my job anyway and sometimes just a change in routine is enough to excite me

Gatekeeping jury duty by asking probative questions to uncover biases in a potential juror