The fact you felt the need to specify that he was born an earlier year than you were made me giggle

But actually yes. Also it’s beautiful what is it for

PROBABLY

Tubi’s great. Bottom text

I mean I guess they are now

That’s terrible. I’m very sorry, and I hope you can live the best you can with what you have.

Dammit missed it by thiiiis much

But I still want to let you know I adore your shirt.

Okay but olive oil, red wine, and nuts are all pretty damn good though.

I’m sorry. That sucks, and I’m legit not trying to say it doesn’t. We get that in America too, but usually someone is still charged for telling you so. Hell, the “should I bring my kid in” nurse line now charges $25 whether they suggest yes or no.

I’m irritatingly optimistic about art and media at baseline, I acknowledge. But I definitely don’t see why NONE of them would be good. It’s a solid source of inspiration and a team with its own worthwhile take almost certainly exists.

But also maybe we can consider caring about the throats on which boots reside even when they’re not ours. I know I’m preaching to the choir here, I’m sorry, I’m just tired, man.

If you’re really tired and you took off your glasses and you’re looking at this bleary eyed after your baby finally went to sleep then this can look like a pair of glasses on a nose being utterly baffled by a fishy changing direction

Hey we’re a skippy household too! Reasonable price, reasonable texture, most of the family can agree on it.

That doesn’t count. That clearly came up organically.

Oh excellent choice. I have like five copies for some reason, and they are all not this cover 😅

I’ll trade you like three flames for half your eggs. I’d be willing to go up to five. And this isn’t a deal you’d usually get from my kind.

Like honestly though, trains are awesome. I’ve crossed the country by train a number of times now. It’s a little hard to recommend, because I feel like something does technically always go wrong, but it’s always something minor enough that I don’t regret it

I feel like the fact I want “bedtime” means I deserve “bland.” I’m cool with it

Sad truth is eggs are the healthiest thing I regularly eat. You’re right tho, honestly

He’s got a point. This also would solve the Gulf thing if that were still relevant in this churn.

I’m actually not super clear on correct usage of Ohio but the family joke is that lost things are in New Jersey so like I can see the evolutionary path anyway

Well, is the dev a stinky poo?

A controversial decision, to be sure.

I’ll be completely honest, TIL tumblr has a marketing team. But yes, that sounds great

Aww I want to pet him

Which might be weird on reflection

How can I serve this administration? My talents include sewing very slowly, sleeping, and controlling
water physics in Minecraft builds