Even at my Lois I’m still a family guy…

Said the same thing to oomf earlier and he said some bullshit like “it’s usually a 10% change in weight before you notice anything” like girl whatever

It was good too

Just remembered this app was on my phone what’s tea on here these days

I want #oomf

Chestnuts roasting on an open chile…

Doing my kinda weekly check in on the little gay people in my Bluesky hey yall

That’s too much for grandma baby I don’t even use Twitter anymore tbh mostly just tiktok

Heyy.. hey… how yall doin…

Need to lock the fuck in idk when I stopped being able to turn intense self hatred into self improvement progress but it’s pissing off

Me at the hating your entire look and yearning for a makeover store

Blueberry outslayed base game elite 4 kind of a bunch of khias except Rika and reusing Larry was lazy tbh

Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue. Should I ?

The big buzzball really humbled me tonight. It’s 2 am and I’ve woken up and I don’t have shit to say

ME

Me the one that started the slow clap

YESSSS ITS THAT shes literally sitting here gagged like girl.. 😭

I think so 😭😭 I didn’t look too close but probably

My aunt at the dinner table showing people an ai video of a woman turning into a lion lord have mercy

Lindsay Lohan lowkey the queen of holiday movies now like she’s in her bagggg

She wishes…

I’m not setting myself up like that either omgg I need a neutral third party

I wish there was a way to have someone just tell u honestly about your looks cuz asking ur friends if ur an unfuckable monster just seems uncouth tbh

No you guys cuz like I literally thought I was a genius and now I’m 22. Like what now

I’m giving it my all but I’m not the girl you’re taking home…. I’m just dancing on my own

They don’t play about neopronouns these days omgggg like the vamps are mobilizing

The pink sneakers too NFNNSMFJSJF she’s tooo funny

Delta work wearing this on drag race NFNANFNJABNSJSNNDN