I love the polish mind, it says things like “the confederacy weren’t the same as the nazis because slaves cost 10x the price of a car”

The stunning cougar effect

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

eggs will be like "i got like, one good year left in me" and then its the single worst year anyones ever seen

That one scene with all the generations dancing in the club ruled and all the music was good but other than that idk why that shit was slobbered over for months

Sinners is a student film I can’t believe I believed the hype

If u don’t like the new Taylor you should try being married to a beautiful woman

I helped a polish man screw in a lightbulb, it took 3 hours

that's fucked up. only regular powerless people whose identities don't align with christian white supremacy are supposed to get death threats

Charlie's Restaurant Grapefruit Burger (1988-1988): An unpeeled grapefruit on a burger roll. Round and tasty on a bun, pickles, french fries, yum-yum-yum. In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big, blue head.

Sucked my wife to sleep on two continents come
Fuck w me

The Obama’s, t4t legends

Polish father-in-law saw me in a bathing suit and said “you’re gorgeous, you look like Amanda Lear”

Coke is a woman’s drug unless used in finance

when i bottom i snarl like a voracious animal. when i top its like please marry me please marry me pleas

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

The prices recession-proof sadly

High as shit listening to vintage carti pretending I’m not 28

Welcome to New York baby!! 50 dollars for a drink that sucks

The solidarity of two white women yelling at the trivia guy about OutKast albums

I don't really care that honey stole referral code money from youtubers

just got kissed on the neck twice by my polish father in law - gonna be a good christmas

watching babygirl and thinking "that girl is not a baby?"

pussy is liquor, cock is beer, and ass is a shot

to be a woman is to be hungry

we were worried about classes being disturbed, so we shut down the university. Problem solved.

the fact that there are ppl who say they like shoegaze and don't just mean mbv is so scary to me

bored and restless. i want to hunt someone