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100+ years of Planned Parenthood health centers providing care, no matter what. 💙

Here’s to 100 more ✨

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if you see me with puzzle piece emojis please know it's because I'm supporting the Saw movies 🪚🧩🦶🏽🩸
and not Аutism spеаks

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Toad dances around his clean house, feather duster and watering can in his hands.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Toad dances around his clean house, feather duster and watering can in his hands. From "Tomorrow" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

“There,” said Toad. “Now I feel better. I am not in the dumps anymore.”

“Why?” asked Frog.

“Because I have done all that work,” said Toad.

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Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire

Hi friends we are so fucking close!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-sophi...

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the problem with having a supportive partner and friends is they gently remind me life can and should be better. Ok let me live in your attic, then. Is $200 rent alright with you
#what'sTheWiFiPassword

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"david u only ever post about ur nut allergy, work, MtG, ur bf, & ur rapidly declining mental state"
ppl keep openin my mail/going through stuff in my room/leaving 🥜🧈 blobs on counters, i only leave house 4 work/2 play Magic, accidentally lost 40 lbs (am prolly dyin to which i say Finally i guess!)

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✨ Berelyse character sigil metal pins!
(they'll release in my shop tomorrow, along with the candles and art prints!)

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Edgy, goth, capital R Romantic engagement ring set in "black gold," with a coffin shaped garnet and a heart shaped garnet- complete with little bat wings and moissanite accents.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4432386471/vampire-coffin-cut-garnet-engagement

Edgy, goth, capital R Romantic engagement ring set in "black gold," with a coffin shaped garnet and a heart shaped garnet- complete with little bat wings and moissanite accents. https://www.etsy.com/listing/4432386471/vampire-coffin-cut-garnet-engagement

A silvertone ring that has two big ol' sharks (seem to be based off classic Great Whites) surrounding a green gemstone. Rereading the product description confirms this is "silvertone" and not silver, and a "green faceted gemstone," and not. Like. Emerald or anything.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4487936616/shark-silver-ring-with-green-gemstone

A silvertone ring that has two big ol' sharks (seem to be based off classic Great Whites) surrounding a green gemstone. Rereading the product description confirms this is "silvertone" and not silver, and a "green faceted gemstone," and not. Like. Emerald or anything. https://www.etsy.com/listing/4487936616/shark-silver-ring-with-green-gemstone

Cough Cough Hint Hint Nudge Nudge Cough Cough

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Tweet from Stellar AF (@Stellar_AF):

Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?

me: i don’t even care if i die

Tweet from Stellar AF (@Stellar_AF): Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag? me: i don’t even care if i die

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@alivegirl001101
i literally have one dollar to my name right now

@lindyape - 4h
Replying to @alivegirl001101
Whats ur venmo

@alivegirl0O1101 - 4h
NOOOOOOOO00O0
Venmo
Jeremy Dan requests $1.00 - The last one.

@alivegirl001101 i literally have one dollar to my name right now @lindyape - 4h Replying to @alivegirl001101 Whats ur venmo @alivegirl0O1101 - 4h NOOOOOOOO00O0 Venmo Jeremy Dan requests $1.00 - The last one.

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@michaeljhudson

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

@michaeljhudson hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

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am i dying, squirtle

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I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

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Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

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Cave bear <3

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i need to emphasize that i am not TRYING to lose weight but I've lost 20% of my body weight in the course of a year and at this point i might actually be wasting away. straight up does stress actually do that. I had a second coworker look at me and tell me to go to a doctor because i look sick

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Happy ‘Sinners’ Day!

One year ago, Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners,’ released in theaters.

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Best way to exit a room update!!!
"I have to return some video tapes" is OUT, "i have to go buy some parmesan cheese" is IN

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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

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The Robert Johnson recording in question. It’s so clear I feel like I time-traveled.

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I keep track of my breaks with timed playlists & honestly having a few different flavor playlists have been great at emotional regulation on Rough Days of varying degrees. Sometimes it's a psychobilly day, sometimes it's a pop day, sometimes it's MCR's Thank You For The Venom on a fucking loop

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Already feeling strange and awkward in my body and my clothes when a coworker who hasn't seen me in a bit exclaimed, "Girl, you're wasting away!"

🥺

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

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Itty bitty pomni.

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chrisxvargas ® 5h
24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
COSTCO
Costco
$1.50
Paid
$1.50
Remaining $0.00

Payment schedule
Pay in 4

Fri, Jan 05
1 of 4 • Paid
$0.375

Fri, Jan 19
2 of 4 • Paid
$0.375

Fri, Feb 02
3 of 4 • Paid
$0.375

Fri, Feb 16
Final payment • Paid
$0.375

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

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i think it'd be really sweet if couples jewelry matched the other person's aesthetic so even if it looks a little out of place on you, it reminds you of your partner. Matching set but it's vice versa'd

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