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Posts by Aspiring Velociraptor

Classic Golden-Age English murder mystery hazard:

having a perfectly pleasant time, only to be abruptly side-swiped by the most casually tossed off ethnic bigotry this side of a drawing room

1 week ago 7 0 0 0

This is just a goddamn delight.

I've loved all the previous campaigns, but wasn't sure whether I'd enjoy a high school based one.

what a fool I was. what a RUBE. Charm the hell out of me why don't you!

3 weeks ago 7 1 0 0

The first episode is like if Desmott from Venture Bros wrote an Animorphs/Kill La Kill crossover fanfic. I'm all in.

1 month ago 42 7 2 0

deep below hollywood, in a subterranean lab, work has already begun on michaels c.-g. jordan, the first two models having proved so successful

1 month ago 267 52 4 2
A snippet of a Wikipedia page, showing the photo and a small biography of Carl Remigius Fresenius, a German chemist in the 1800s.

A snippet of a Wikipedia page, showing the photo and a small biography of Carl Remigius Fresenius, a German chemist in the 1800s.

Having a name that spectacular *and* living up to it? A FLEX, Carl. ๐Ÿ’…

9 months ago 3 0 0 0
A screenshot from episode 8 of Korean series Mr Queen, showing a woman with a drunkenly threatening expression and captioned 'How dare you try to harm my poor little king bastard?'

A screenshot from episode 8 of Korean series Mr Queen, showing a woman with a drunkenly threatening expression and captioned 'How dare you try to harm my poor little king bastard?'

This show has given me so, so many moments of flummoxed mirth.

(And this actress is having the time of her *life*.)

11 months ago 4 0 0 0

Partner, walking past me into the kitchen with headset on, talking to his zoom d&d group:

...Have I told you about Eddie? Edward? My red pen. I call him 'Eddie the Morale Vampire-...'

Fascinating.

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

post whatever you want is my hot take

we need breaks from the constant barrage of awful

please post about things you love no matter how silly they seem

1 year ago 145 40 5 3
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#Discworld #Pratchett

1 year ago 29 8 0 0
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Sex is cool and all. But have you ever walked out to the sea and dissolved?

1 year ago 203 71 11 4

These human-familiar emus i'm cool with, but I have the same instinctual reaction when I see cassowaries in person. 'That is a dinosaur and it is keenly interested in my pain'. ๐Ÿ˜ต

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Oh wow, the associations between 'dinosaurs working together against humans for common goal' and ' FEAR THAT CREATURE'...no wonder you weren't a fan. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I fervently wish this for you too. Assertive enough to stick its head in the car = NO THANK YOU.

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

dinosaur bird vs ...most things tbh >

These ones are pretty accustomed to humans so are relatively placid, but i'm still not volunteering to test that assertion. I'm pretty sure they're taller than me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

1 year ago 3 0 1 0
A small tuxedo cat peers warily around a corner, looking out a front door at 2 emus in the front garden

A small tuxedo cat peers warily around a corner, looking out a front door at 2 emus in the front garden

Neko is equally interested and leery

(good survival instincts, kid)

1 year ago 5 0 1 0
Looking from a hallway out to a front door stoop, where an emu is calmly hanging out

Looking from a hallway out to a front door stoop, where an emu is calmly hanging out

This guy and I startled each other equally. Sorry, sweetheart!

1 year ago 24 0 1 0

[Rico Nasty voice]

1 year ago 2 1 0 0
An emu with its legs folded underneath it, resting on some grass by a road in a sunny suburban-looking Australian street.

An emu with its legs folded underneath it, resting on some grass by a road in a sunny suburban-looking Australian street.

There's drawbacks to living somewhere so isolated, but walking out my door yesterday to see an emu chilling across the road (and this being a regular occurrence with emu/kangaroos/rabbits etc) never fails to bring me joy.

I love having to pause to let the bonded emu pairs cross the road. ๐Ÿฅฐ

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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I suppose time really dilates and stretches in strange ways when you're not allowed any clocks, or allowed any distractions outside the other villa occupants (books, music etc).

The people you're with must take on an outsized importance when they're literally all you've got to think about.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

1 year ago 10853 2541 80 61

Someone made a feed you can find people in!

bsky.app/profile/did:...

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
Robbie Williams LIVE At The Royal Albert Hall 2001
Robbie Williams LIVE At The Royal Albert Hall 2001 YouTube video by Thierry

Oh there you go. It's not on his channel to link directly unfortunately, but still:

youtu.be/KHV2diZwSx8?...

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

While people are on a Robbie Williams vibe, I want to recommend his Live at the Albert concert, I think it's on YouTube now?

It's him doing a ton of swing/jazz, GREAT duet guests. He clearly really LOVES it, and I think he shines his brightest in it. (His 'Did You Evah' with Jon Lovitz is so fun!)

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
A giant white snake lantern with massive pink lotus lanterns and huge dragon flies.

A giant white snake lantern with massive pink lotus lanterns and huge dragon flies.

A long tunnel lined with bright red lanterns

A long tunnel lined with bright red lanterns

A graceful crane lantern standing next to a white tree lantern and purple westeria flowers hanging down

A graceful crane lantern standing next to a white tree lantern and purple westeria flowers hanging down

A beautiful lit up lantern diorama filled with a massive forest of different colored corals with fish lantern fish swimming through.

A beautiful lit up lantern diorama filled with a massive forest of different colored corals with fish lantern fish swimming through.

๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅฐ I love when the lantern festival comes to town ๐Ÿ’œ

1 year ago 34 4 5 0
Back cover of CHIP DEMON with the synopsis that reads:

CHIP
Screamed the beast in its demonic tongue, GRANT ME CHIP. Julia tossed the wretch a BBQ chip which it caught and swallowed at the same time. The demon danced in evil glee as a crackle echoed through the apartment littered with empty snack bags.
Julia had hoped to adopt an affectionate dog that needed love as much as she did, but once it had tasted fried and salted potato slices she succumbed to a sentence of servantry and scorn. CHIP cried the cur who had exhausted Julia into an obedient trance. She dropped the empty bag on the ground. She was broke. Chip prices had skyrocketed and she could no longer afford to live.
KILL the demon screeched in Julia's face, KILL FOR CHIP. Under its spell she stood, picked up a baseball bat, and headed toward the nearest convenience store...
ANOTHER PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK

Back cover of CHIP DEMON with the synopsis that reads: CHIP Screamed the beast in its demonic tongue, GRANT ME CHIP. Julia tossed the wretch a BBQ chip which it caught and swallowed at the same time. The demon danced in evil glee as a crackle echoed through the apartment littered with empty snack bags. Julia had hoped to adopt an affectionate dog that needed love as much as she did, but once it had tasted fried and salted potato slices she succumbed to a sentence of servantry and scorn. CHIP cried the cur who had exhausted Julia into an obedient trance. She dropped the empty bag on the ground. She was broke. Chip prices had skyrocketed and she could no longer afford to live. KILL the demon screeched in Julia's face, KILL FOR CHIP. Under its spell she stood, picked up a baseball bat, and headed toward the nearest convenience store... ANOTHER PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK

1 year ago 337 49 12 1
Science fiction book cover featuring an illustration of a scream beast somewhat resembling a black chihuahua. Copy and title read:

BEHOLD
THE HOUND
OF
ENDLESS ANGUISH


CHIP DEMON

SUMMONED BY THE SLIGHTEST RUSTLE

ALLISON A. MISERY

Science fiction book cover featuring an illustration of a scream beast somewhat resembling a black chihuahua. Copy and title read: BEHOLD THE HOUND OF ENDLESS ANGUISH CHIP DEMON SUMMONED BY THE SLIGHTEST RUSTLE ALLISON A. MISERY

1 year ago 956 226 9 32
Insert advertisement for a book rack featuring an illustration of the rack with some books on it. Text reads 

BOOKS THAT READ YOU.

You've read books, now it's their turn. Five blank books will be shipped to you along with their home (book rack). Set them in the room you sleep. Do not touch the books. The books may make sounds. Do not open the books. Everyone wants to be in a book.

IT IS THEIR TURN 

Do not open the books
Listen to instructions

Set up like this - no exceptions

To order send an empty envelope with a return address to the address below and you shall receive the books. No questions. No charge. The books may bleed. Tell no one of the books:

Paperback Paradise
Books That Read You Offer
123 Skeleton Street
Suite 69
Man Screaming, ND
45535-7175
The books will know if you tell.

Insert advertisement for a book rack featuring an illustration of the rack with some books on it. Text reads BOOKS THAT READ YOU. You've read books, now it's their turn. Five blank books will be shipped to you along with their home (book rack). Set them in the room you sleep. Do not touch the books. The books may make sounds. Do not open the books. Everyone wants to be in a book. IT IS THEIR TURN Do not open the books Listen to instructions Set up like this - no exceptions To order send an empty envelope with a return address to the address below and you shall receive the books. No questions. No charge. The books may bleed. Tell no one of the books: Paperback Paradise Books That Read You Offer 123 Skeleton Street Suite 69 Man Screaming, ND 45535-7175 The books will know if you tell.

books

1 year ago 1464 546 27 20
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I've been kind of hyperbolically jazzed about my house-moving prowess as a way to fake myself through the stress.

But it genuinely did feel really nice that, every time we needed something over the packing and moving days, I had it in my kit/had it on my to-do list.

It's not often I feel prepared

1 year ago 13 0 0 0

I will sign this petition!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

Gay Perry is the best thing he's ever done, in a world where Tombstone, Top Secret and Heat exist in excellence.

1 year ago 4 0 0 0