Happy Rex Manning Day, everyone!!!! @ethanembry.bsky.social

Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.

@awhalefact X.com the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

thus proving whales are among the most intelligent creatures on earth

Found these at the dollar store this week for my wife. She loved the lemon the most.

To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.

Hockey time at Splitsville! Join me!

“This is Orlando mayor, Buddy Dyer.”

Is it Star Wars cause my wife definitely wanted it to be Star Wars.

Maybe this will teach people to not give themselves nicknames like “quad god”???

A display of pants for sale, labeled “skinny,” “slim,” “straight,” “athletic.” Above it is written, “things I’m not”.

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!

Be angry.
Be exhausted.
Be shocked that is happening in this country.
Yell.
Raise hell.
Be educated.
Post what you feel.
Share the victims names.

Remember to take care of yourself, too. We weren’t meant to intake this much trauma and news.

Fuck 🧊.

I simply can not handle anymore breaking news. Just hit play on Disneyland Handcrafted and very thankful it was released this week.

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

Happy 40, The Living Seas!

Judging by my little brothers age in this it was probably 1987? My older brother definitely looks like a dad with his two kids at Epcot!

Every single math class I took in high school and college. Except for geometry… I got a D in that so I didn’t have to take summer school!

And first semester of French 2.

This adding one second back on is such a mess!

A friend of mine managed the store in Tampa and got the notice like two days ago that he was being laid off after over 10 years. It’s awful.

Merry everything from our vacation/mini-honeymoon in California!

If anyone I know sees this at Disney Springs and can mail it to me of course I will pay you for shipping and love you forever!

Mine is terminator 2. Yikes.

And I’ve been sent to Whamhalla awaiting a lesbian Christmas comedy show while watching the chiefs SUCK on my phone. Merry everything, Everyone.

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
1996 Weezer - Pinkerton Tour (Firestone Orlando)
2003 Coldplay - Rush of Blood to the Head Tour (Hard Rock Live Orlando)
1998 Jimmy Eat World (Skatepark of Tampa)
2005 Tegan and Sara - So Jealous Tour (The Social)
1992 Paula Abdul and Color Me Badd

This just reminded me that I bought cookies yesterday. Thank you for your service.

And I no longer live in Florida! I definitely went on the barnstormer as a medical adventure one year when I had a stone and hoped it’d knock it out!

🤣🤣🤣

Had my gallbladder emergency removed in 2017 after one bad gallstone attack. Meanwhile with kidney stones it’s like… yep, that sucks. Here’s some pain pills.