I don't know why I spelled “lawyer” that way, but I'm not deleting it.

RIGHT BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT TREE LAW? 🤯

This woman and her lawywe are about to reap a windfall of cash.
TWENTY TREES?!

If astrology isn't real, why do I, a Capricorn sun, hate unexpected expenses and losing money?

My colleague made a face when I said she's the best player who hasn't won yet, but I stand by it because it's objectively true.

It's only fitting that Chrissy tragically gets given a last-minute twist and loses the game again thanks to a man named Ben #Survivor50

I thought I’d be paying more income tax, but I’m getting something back. Thank goodness for the charitable donations that I forgot I made, otherwise my total return would be a whopping $20. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that. A win is a win!)

Objectively one of the worst people to write about this because she’s leaving out how she and other white women let a lot of these assholes slide because their first targets were Black women

She called Milo charming dinner convo

She can go to hell

Randomly thinking about the time I was talking about hockey with my dad and out of nowhere he says, “You know, Sidney Crosby is quite handsome.”

Lol! okay, dad, I agree. 😂

Anybody else love the cute moon people

They’re just adorable smart kids who got live their dreams

Just being cute as hell

Victor Glover just spinning his adorable bald head heart out

I've had an allergic reaction and have NO idea what caused it. 😂

Me neither! Lol! Canada takes its arts very seriously. I'm surprised they didn't do it sooner.

Some fans are upset that Connor Storrie isn't eligible to be nominated for Canadian screen awards because he's American. It's very odd.

Deeply unserious!
Countries have their own awards. HR isn't eligible for Emmy nominations because it's a Canadian production, and it’s fine! Everyone will be okay. 😂

Lol! Like, hello? It's not a new thing. Why are people being so weird about it? 😂

The latest discourse is about Heated Rivalry, a Canadian show, based on a Canadian novel, written and produced by a Canadian author and director, filmed in Canada, with mostly Canadian actors, funded by a Canada grant using Canadian tax dollars, on a Canadian streamer, has a Canada bias. Girl, duh.

For some reason, I'm thinking about the time I went to Cleveland for a church thing and everyone said our (Canadian) accent sounded British. It's only the second time someone’s said that, but it's weird that it was twice.

This is my least favourite game:
Am I coming down with something, or is this a perimenopause symptom?

The results are always surprising.

This is the 16th anniversary of when my niece responded “The Easter bunny died on the cross for our sins” when asked about the meaning of Easter.
My Christian mother was not amused. 😂

The other day a customer pulled the “Where are you from?” Line of questioning. He wasn’t satisfied when I said Canada (8 generations deep, 9 if you count my nieces and nephews) and when I said I also have roots in the US, he said, “Where else?” He stopped asking when I said IDK BECAUSE OF SLAVERY.

Happy Easter to all who celebrate!

I will be keeping my thoughts on penal substitutionary atonement to myself but I am thankful that Jesus was such a great example of how to be.

This made me smile.
Get well soon, my dear. 🤍

I'm still old enough to remember that men made fun of women who wanted to get married and have children and framed them as desperate. The consequence is that we've raised a generation of women who don't see the benefit of getting married/having children and they're still being framed as desperate. 🤦🏾‍♀️

I just aged them up to infants. They're identical. This has never happened to me before and I've been playing this game for over 20 years. Lol.

I decided to play with an old sims 4 save file today, and forgot that one of the sims in the household was pregnant. Lo, and behold, she gave birth to three baby girls. THREE. This is why I don't play this game much. 😭

Not since she's been a character on the show. Lol! (Unless she stands to gain something from it.)

It was wrong for Taylor to beat Dakota. However, for those of us who noticed that he had all the behavioural traits of an abusive person during the first season, his framing himself as the only victim is unfortunately not a surprise. It’s textbook.

I haven’t watched the latest season of #SecretLivesofMormonWives because I refuse to aid in the normalization of the monstrosity that is DadTok, but I’m glad that Jessi left her goblin of a husband. Why choose to be lazy, evil, and abusive in addition to being ugly?

Ice Dance continues to be the messiest of all the figure skating disciplines—both on and off the ice— in a sport that has had overt sabotage and collusion in the women’s singles event.
It’s almost impressive.

Asked my workaholic coworker what his zodiac sign and he said Pisces and my response was, “Oh, that makes so much sense!”

He seemed confused. lol

(Water signs are often worse at work/life balance than earth signs, but somehow aren’t known for it.)

Me when I found out the results of my parent’s yearly checkups.

I told them to watch it, but they don’t listen at all!