how much is she willing to pay me—the second hottest Addison from Louisiana—for my bsky handle?

how much is she willing to pay me—the second hottest Addison from Louisiana—for my bsky handle?

People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.

People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.

And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!

Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.

With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.

*having a mental breakdown*

jeff probst voice: THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT ON SURVIVOR

I'm too blessed to be stressed!!

(sewage backed up and flooded my basement, need to gut the entire bathroom and replace sewage line, need to find an apt for the Afghan refugee who was staying in my basement, was already having a stressful work week and worked until 11pm tonight, also.. the world)

My #DragRace hot take is that RuPaul is harvesting the girls before they're ripe. I feel like Lydia, Jewels, and some others will be so fierce ~5 years from now when they've had more time to grow their sense of humor and confidence. 21yo on this show is wild!

I’ve been insufferable ever since I learned you could print whatever you want on a flag for like $20

one week until I finally get to see Rebecca Black live

I'm not into conspiracy theories, but if there were a 50/50 chance of impact, I think the government would tell us there's 0 chance of impact if they could control the narrative.. and I sorta hope they would?

I was spiraling in the shower a few nights ago about how society would probably crumble and we'd all starve months before impact. like even if there was only a 50/50 chance, I would quit my job to live my last year to the fullest—but who *would* be working then? food supply would collapse so fast

did anyone else know that Dylan Efron from The Traitors has an older brother?? not as hot but apparently he was on a different show a long time ago

we need a Camp Half Blood for all of elon musk’s secret kids to go complain about their absent father and train to someday overthrow him

I feel like I’m about to OD on hearing “constitutional crisis” and “saatva mattresses” but I cannot look away from the car crash

me during the white lotus theme song

[redacted]!

so far I think I’m already on track for new pandemic, Mr Beast starts a healthcare company, NPR defunded, and Wendy Williams triumphant return

not brave enough to put this on Threads? 🫢

explain in pop terms

I said bb let me hold your hand when I tell you we’re applying to the grocery store!

I'm helping the refugee I'm currently hosting search for his first job in the US and he told me he'd prefer a remote job

🫡

no straight men at the gym during the superbowl 😇 they should do this every week

Deleted Elon musk tweet from February 2023 that reads “go eagles”

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

there should be an intramural musical theater league for people with absolutely no talent to get together and perform for—at most—a couple of your very drunk friends

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

I hate when companies with tens of thousands of employees pretend that they care about company announcements leaking. They know it's going to leak, they expect it to leak. They don't want to squash leaking, they want to squash dissent.

me af but meanwhile I’m also stressed about being laid off or fired for replying “weird + ratio” to my CEO’s posts

I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!

This is my favorite picture of Stonewall.

They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.

Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.

I think about it a lot in moments like this.