yay smile smile

Pilgrims

my idiot son bumbo keeps playfully flicking boiling pitch all over the house guests and ruining my expensive Hot Wheels dinner party

auu thank you! i am very particular about furnishings and interior design so it warms the cockles of my heart to hear

looking at my orb and smiling smiling smiling

forever a cold weather easily-overheated thing
temporarily live in steam bath city

yessssss perfect weathjer for my pretentious floaty linen guy summer outfit yessss yessss (it's only april and i accept the fact that i'm going to be screaming and crying about how shit everything is once summer actually hits)

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

Everyone in Asia:

argh rargh okokok

all of these, vital services
say hi some time! (i might be out hiking over the weekend and idk how long you're here but!!!)

what u doin here budday

Okay I looked it up. “Chapo Trap House” is a bigoted slur against incel folks.

My heart swell

the mandate of heaven is departing my soul

morning after delicious hot sauce tacos/ fighting for my life

too many mirror selfies it must be i fear

taken at shoe level so that its like the person is 90% branded footwear

my lenses are small and yet I will try dutifully

I will take a photograph, of you

Get a noseful

slide film

excited to get the scans of my first slide film tomorrow i hope i took some nice photos smile smile smile

hazel (@sodiumPen): "europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on 1-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord"

Beefcake singlet creature ❤️

this should be obvious I guess but I stopped eating conbini food and just magicked away 5 kilos no effort at all I'm still snackin'

there's a new style of thermal underlayer clothing that's basically a thick fishnet (it traps pockets of air between whatever t-shirt etc you wear over it and your skin for insulation) and it's ridiculously effective but also i will say i look a little cunty in it

you gotta come back 😭😭😭 i got so many good ones to do now 🤩

ahh, haiku haiku, hai, haiku kudasai