Perfect! What a grand and glorious day it shall be!

Training wheels are counterproductive to the process of learning how to ride a bicycle.

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ahh a lazy sunday morning, now to take my traditional big sip of coffee and see what the president has posted lately

The next president will have to establish a cabinet position of Secretary of Eradicating That Asshole's Name and Every Trace of His Existence.

A cava bag stuffed with (prop) $100 bills.

Bingo.

I’m just refering to the title, not necessarily the content. I have not read it.

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A CAVA takeout bag overflowing with (prop) $100 bills.

Gonna get me some sweet DHS contracts!

There must be at least one fixed-gear bicycle leaning against a lamppost outside.

Only a bit, upon payment.

I grabbed a lollipop out of the bowl at the barber today, without asking permission. I was born that way, they ain’t gonna tame me.

I ordered one and one-half jars of pizza sauce.

Exactly. They scrape off all of their contamination on the way through the kitty door.

Those who do not have one installed would not believe how utterly filthy they become over time.

The Pedo Wars were a series of armed conflicts fought by the United States in the early 21st century as a means to distract from the fact that their president was a pedo.

“Moi?”

I encounter my share of it with my team and find some of it to be spectacular, such as doing the needful.

I’m drawing a hard line at ever using “revert” to mean “I’ll get back to you.”

Someone on my team (a CT native) let slip his plan to get something “sorted” so he’s on the fast track to mushy peas.

I gleaned that one from an old Python sketch.

Oh yea. Alex always did talk too fast.

“And as you know, that’s enough to fill a Cava bag!”

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In our history we’ve had Cabinets with people who were bad at their jobs, but good people who meant well.

We’ve had people who were good at their jobs, but bad people.

But we’ve not had one like Trump’s filled with people who are both garbage humans and terrible at their jobs.

Your fecklessness brings shame to the Brotherhood of Chucks.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.