I hope both teams lose

A new office cat joined this week. Steve is doing the onboarding. Steve loves cats.

Me: Roy scores on Forsberg! Avs win!

Avs fan entering my living room through a time portal from 1998: What?

Love Parker Kelly but that was an insanely stupid penalty.

GOD DAMN IT

This is where lack of practices really shows

Win. A. Faceoff.

Oh damn

Oh. Shows you how closely I followed the last part of the season.

I see Rachel has finally gone on maternity leave

Perfect alt text 🤣

You just know he loves those lateral passes along the blue line.

Landy takes way too many penalties lately.

That’s not good.

They keep thinking they can snipe everything. Not getting enough traffic in front, not getting to rebounds. Been a bit of a problem for them for a while.

I see UPL honored the now-retired Jonathan Quick the best way he knew how. I swear Quick let in like five of those over the course of his career.

Hard to imagine a more pitiful form of man.

WHAT

Fuuuuuuuuuck you Tucker

Ain’t no way I’d be near a guy that coked up while he wields a sword

If this version of Columbo has an arch nemesis akin to the Master, my vote is Bronson Pinchot.

Man, the more I keep looking at this list the more I realize it isn’t some random collection of American actors. Some real thought went into this. Especially having Mark Ruffalo play the 10th and 14th Columbos, and Peter Falk listed as the “definitive” 4th Columbo.

I mean, come on…

Yep. I’ve always hated that stupid argument. They will NEVER “get it right.”

Glad I missed that Nuggets game. That would’ve absolutely ruined me for the day.

Foligno isn’t an overtly dirty player but that was over the line.

Well, at least Sammy appears to have played well tonight.

Okay well if they did that at least that’s fine.

It was Risto’s that hit him in the face so I’m at a loss as to how Malkin gets 4 for that.

Reviewed the play and STILL got it wrong. 😑