Anybody on here that follows me have any thoughts on how to get into Lana del Rey

You can basically say “engage sublight engines” about anything. Getting up to take a shit? Sublight. Whipping a battery at a ghost? Sublight. Anything that happens below light speed is sublight. The “are you my mother?” bird in the book? Powered by sublight engines

Tried a cup noodles 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙄𝙉 and it fucking sucks

Imagining a tv that works exactly like a regular tv except the speakers can’t play imagine dragons, crying tears of joy and anguish as I realize that the ecstasy of knowing god and the crushing burden of knowing god are one and the same

Putting random words into justice dot gov search: “Score! Hell yeah! Found something! I’ll never recover from this!”

It could be. It could also be like, his brother, who is inconsistently redacted

I am tired and cannot summon an easy way to clean up the page numbers and whatnot that are there in the pdf

Anybody that’s looking through the Epstein files know how to convert EFTA01846835 into an image? It is 380 pages of base64

Jeffrey Epstein writes in an email to a redacted address: A concrete fish tank--eight feet by ten feet, one door - , one glass panel, beginning at two feet off the ground until the ceiling, allowing anyone passing in the corridor a complete view. Inside. a drain in the middle of the floor, to collect the piss and any other bodily fluids that might find its way to the center of the room. a no longer stainless steel toilet set into one corner of the wall with only a two foot high concrete wall for a privacy effect from the active corridor. a one quarter roll of toilet paper in the hands of an afro american convict sitting on the toilet, shackels on both legs, a belly chain where one hand is still handcuffed allowing no more than ten inches of movement. the convict complaining over the noise of his bowel movement interspersed with gas that sounded like a trick fart bag, and diarrhea, complaining that there was no air, and though he was too drunk to flush, his gold teeth looking far from polished, the stench so thick it felt like a steam room of stink, his fellow homey on what was once a wooden bench that was worn with so many splinters it looked like the spiny legs of a praying mantis, yelled " the smell was making him sick," (he had just stabbed his girlfriend in the neck with a screwdriver, so that the dried blood was under his fingernails, and some of his puss filled zits, had been scratched open on his face during the fight, looking like small custard splashes, heyelled that he thought that the lice in his hair would crawl over his face if he didn't get a chance to wash. ---the second choice, an air conditioned ,leather upholstered, radio optioned, bottled fiji water, 300 thread count sheets bean pillowed, goose down comfortered, magazined filled, foam mattress softened place to lay escalade with you once again complaining.. I gladly took the first choice. Redacted address responds That's great. Did you write that? It's only missing a 'Ba-da-binnng' at the end.

What the fuck

Ugh a lug boob a lobo

I love the Epstein files

To: redacted From: Sent: Jeffrey Epstein Tue 3/20/2012 11:41:29 AM Subject: Re: question for you i think pedophilee is the plural On Tue, Mar 20, 2012 at 12:37 PM, izmo For les pedophile convention? ----Original Message-.... From: jeffrey epstein [mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com] Sent: Tuesday, March 20. 2012 7:23 AM To: redacted Subject: Re: question for you Paris with woody allen Sorry for all the typos Sent from my iPhone

My god

Holy shit

Canada Shore: “I’m gonna drink a Molson and kiss girls 😈”

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I love logging on and trying to figure out what people are talking about. “Will Stencil is Luke Skywalker and only fascists question whether people should be forced to go into dangerous situations with him if they don’t want to. Disagree? Only a meth addict would do that. Count Dooku.”

Just sitting around, chillin’, thinking about how my entire professional career might have been different if I had bothered to look up what “tab completion” meant before yesterday

Garbanzo’s Bean. The Bean of Garbanzo

“What if most humans got merged together into one consciousness?” “What if that wasn’t great but they insisted it was?” “It is the protagonist’s job to free them” “What if they had to eat human tissue to survive?”

I absolutely loved Pluribus and hope that it lasts a million seasons and it is also super funny how much it has in common with season 3 of the cw show The 100

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

refusing to cross “melty heese” off my grocery list for aesthetics

This reminds me of the time I was on a bus and the driver got in the PA and asked everybody if it was cool if we just skipped the town I lived in except this is way worse than that

Oh my god I didn’t realize that numbers guy is the “Many users state they do not like or do not want me posting” dude

doubly so if they accepted “obviously that” when somebody else says the right answer

I would be Jeopardy millionaire if they accepted “the uhhh.. fuckin’ guy, you know the guy” and “shit, fuck” as good faith right answers