They kill FERGUS? Lord, help.

If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood

“But he is, Ma.”

“But he is, Ma.”

You don’t want to ruin your night by seeing Beth Cullen.

Without this keyboard, I’m worthless. Muscle memory is DEEP

Helping my kid make a list of colleges she wants to attend for theater/performing arts, and I'm so jealous that she is doing it with a mom who supports her dreams. What's that like?

Coca-Cola and a Stroopwafel

This will fix me.

I knew something in me had shifted with age when I downloaded the BirdNET app.

(Screams in Dr. Robby)

I’m convinced Patton had the shingles in the fall of 1944, so we’ll be fine.

It’s fine. 🫠

Oh, New England

Low stakes conspiracy that I actually believe: “Freedom Williams” was voiced by Ice-T for C&C Music Factory, same as “Zelma Davis” was voiced by Martha Wash.

Ice-T did not want to acknowledge he was part of something so pop, so he never came forward to claim credit. He just cashed the check.

The kid let me pick the movie tonight. She gave a hard no to LOTR but agreed to “Saving Private Ryan.”

Putting this in the baby book.

American culture!!!

*with a large Coke from McDonald’s

Tired: getting to the airport early to reduce stress

Wired: Getting to the airport early, so I can sit in a quiet corner and watch The Pitt finale.

I tell you what, whew.

I…

As an IT researcher, his take on agents is lol. Does he think companies are just deploying AI agents in the 1000s across the business? Right now, the average number deployed in a large enterprise is…19.

She is the dumbest cow.

Bang bang bang!!

Lucky 13!

It’s giving the first Barbie I ever owned, and I love it.

It looks hot to play with. Like temperature wise.

a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is laughing in front of a wall that says bbc Alt: Colin Robinson in his glory

They leave rehearsal with erections.

I’m in a chorus with some people who are aggressively tone deaf, and at this point, I think they’re trolling.

Energy vampires. Like Colin Robinson joined a chorale.

Fahk!

And done. Only took 11 minutes to send money to the Department of War. Yay!