Pete Stauber should be forced to drink mining lake runoff if he loves mining so much.

Jesus I see what you've done for me and I want that for the president

Made a Norovirus meme

Gaunting hoblin

AI sucks ass like an airplane toilet.

The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

One of the very best from Clickhole

Hope he's ready for that uno reverse card

Point me in the direction of that 4.3% so I can call them liars

If it isn't, don't tell me

World's largest functional hamms can with a hamms flight

Hammsfest

Reacher star Alan Ritchson filmed allegedly assaulting neighbor Video allegedly shows actor striking a man in front of actor’s kids in what looks like a suburban Tennessee neighborhood

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

Start a private equity firm.
Buy the Philadelphia Eagles.
Do private equity shit to the Eagles until the death threats become sentient and Congress passes a myriad of laws against private equity enshitification.

My parents posing for a photo on the ski slopes. (Colorado, 1979-82)

Smile was similar to this, actually

Paul Cauthen - Cocaine Country Dancing (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by lightningrodrecords

Paul Cauthen is your new guy

(Sturgill Simpson, Tyler Childers, Orville Peck, and Billy Strings worth mentioning too)
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A white pair of downhill straight-skis with a black racing stripe down the center of each. This pair was made in Austria, but the original it was made in Saint Paul at the corner of Dale and Minnehaha. The Javelins were used by some gold medal winners at the 1968 Olympics.

Over the last few months I tracked down my dad's childhood dream ski. It's not the exact St Paul-made version from the 60s, but a reissue from the 90s.
This pair has never been used, just dusty from being in a garage. Incredible bit of fate.
Gifted to him tonight and never seen such a smile

Breaking news on things I'd never felt that strong on, like Iraq

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

Far Side cartoon showing a liner with a party taking place on board sailing towards some floating mines and a small boat apparently manned by pirates with a machine gun. There is a warship in the distance. It’s dated 12/6/87 and captioned “Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”

Unexpected bit of pop culture prescience…

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Asmodee's north american hq is in Roseville, and their marketing dept wants people to play the expansions and themes versions of the game because the og sold so well lol #insidebaseball

Photo taken from a passenger car window showing a man wearing full camo biking along side the road. the bike is towing a dead deer, indicating the man is a hunter. in the background there is a burger king parking lot wherein a man is throwing up next to a car.

once and a while i like to share my favorite photo of all time

World Cup patio party ideas?

Steely Dan's Fire in the Hole

I didn't pick it up last time, so this week when I found it thrifting I had to buy it. My wife has described it as "Tom and Jerry music"

#DickHymenProvacativePiano

Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.

Call me controversial, but I think they should be allowed to have jobs after this. Just specific ones, like stamping license plates, laundry, or kitchen duty. For 12-48 months maybe. Depending on rehabilitation.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

At an Allianz opening suits and ties event, he started reading a tne chant trying to get people to join in. No one there knew what he was saying. Just a fun flounder moment by the Frey'd Not