I want the scent to stay on my mustache and beard so I can sample it all day

still trying to lift stuff and get big

where you rubbin first?

Gyarados full art pokemon card. Gyarados prepares its hyper beam attack in the middle of a treacherous sea storm. a bright, shining ball of energy is beginning to form in front of its fully opened jaws. lightning flashes against the dark clouds, lighting up the sky as the foam topped waves roll. a cruise ship is tossed about in the background. a magikarp flops upside-down out of the water in the corner.

A full art Meowth pokemon card. Meowth holds a paw curiously over its mouth as it sits atop a street lamp hanging from a building-side sconce. two street lights illuminate the scene. Meowth gazes down a street that the looks like it is in an old village where narrow streets also serve as walking and communal spaces. the moon shines bright against a pitch black sky and there is a trail of sparkles that shine down the street.

A full art Alakazam pokemon card. Alakazam lunges toward the viewer with one hand reaching forward and one behind. the spoon in its front hand appears to float just out of its reach. Alakazam’s legs are pulled up behind it and have a slight blur of motion. its long mustache flutters behind it like long hair in the wind. The background is a graphic art style in blues and reds (there may also be purple but I am color blind haha) and appears to blur and break behind it due to its speed.

A Marill full art Pokemon card. 7 Marills bask in azure blue waters. 2 of the round blue mice float stomach down with their tail-balls floating behind them. 2 float back up holding on to their tail-balls like floatation devices to their stomachs with one facing the viewer and one facing backwards. 1 floats face down into the water with its tail wrapped around a reed for stability. One Marill is fully submerged except for its two round ears (light blue with red centers) poking above the water and the ball in the end of its tail floating on the surface. and one to the left of the card munches some leaves, a speck of its messy meal remains on its face. 5 mossy rocks sit at the edge of the card in 3 clumps. tiny lilly pads dot the space between the pokemon. a single yellow flower blooms in the water between the pokemon as well

Recent full art Pokemom card pulls. They’re all truly visually scrumptious. I gave it an enthusiastic try in alt text, but I am very colorblind and quite high at the gym typing between sets 🤪

Is Tummy/Titty Tuesday still happening? 😋😅

Full art Alolan Meowth pokemon card. the Meowth is sunning on a seaside bar top.

Shiny Aerodactyl ex pokemon card

Buzzwole ex Pokemon card. Buzzwole is almost glowing as it flies through space

Alolan Dugtrio ex card. The dugtrio’s 3 heads all have different length blonde hair and they are bursting from the ground

Meowth is how i’m trying to be

a shiny Pidgeot pokemon card. the off color burd is surrounded by sparkles.

Full art Silvally pokemon card. the griffon like bird reaches out a talon toward the viewer

Rowlet full art card. a sunny room filled with plants and the little rowlet sitting in a hanging plant basket

sandyghast pokemon card. the art is molded clay to look like a little sand castle

Off to a solid start with the new booster set. Rowlet is so stinkin cute!
I know Sandyghast isn’t special but the clay art Yuka Morii cards make me so happy

Glaceon pokemon card. the pokemon is trotting forward in a snowy forest with a mischievous little smile

Cresselia Pokemon card. the very futuristic and spacey pokemon floats above a moon lit landscape

Shellos pokemon card. two shellos of different colors sit on a rock with Manaphy floating in the background

Honorable mentions… I know Shellos is nothing special but the art on this card is so good and cute

Glameow card shows a pokemon cat with a swirly tail lookin in a vanity mirror

Mars trainer card. Cunty red bob and a futuristic black and white dress

Palkia EX card shows the pokemon rushing forward seemingly out of the card in a punching attack

Staraptor full art card shows several bird pokemon in the same evolution line flying together

Lots of cunty pulls in this 10 pack but still no Rocky Helmet 🪨🪖

Today’s first pack new card pulls. I really love this Regigigas card and how it looks like a shy sweetie.

A bewear pokemon card. the pokémon resembles a red panda with both paws up and has a paint splatter pattern behind it

A pokemon trainer Guzma card featuring a trainer with white hair

I love how Splatoony this Bewear is

a shiny blastoise pokémon card

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Bearded person flexes bicep in gym studio wearing a splatoon cutoff shirt while taking a selfie

Bearded person in splatoon cutoff shirt showing traps in selfie

Months after my last post and the pic/pose is not that different 😅 But progress is progress. Gotta keep getting bigger, especially the shoulder width!

🥵🤤 bet that smells so good

one of the worst feelings in
the world is getting halfway to
the gym and realizing your headphones are dead. 🥲
I am still gonna wear them while I workout tho 🙉

alaskan thunder fuck

Winter Nights 🌙
#queerart

buldak cheese ramen packaging featuring a cartoon chicken hugging a wedge of cheese

I may be very very late, but I’ve learned it’s never too late to say thank you. Thank you, Cardi B, for turning us all on to Buldak Yellow back in 2017 with your first hit. You don’t get enough credit for it

found my new favorite mirror at the gym

Drowsy Chaperone revival with Kristen Wiig as Janet and Ana Gasteyer as the Chaperone, plz. Cole Escola or Bowen Yang as Man in the Chair. Rest of the cast is up for debate

duck, duck, duck, goon 👹

my latest progress pics, I’m gonna keep growing 🐻