Quick note for evangelicals: war in the Middle East doesn't trigger the second coming.

Jesus isn’t Beetlejuice.

I guess it's a blanket dismissal

Pass a kidney stone. Whilst rubbing Carolina Reapers in my eyes… and listening to a Yoko Ono record… after a DIY root canal.

Let’s do a pre-snowfall AMA! ❄️

Have any (respectful) questions? Drop them here ⬇️

If a similar thing could torpedo Chris Christie’s political career, then one would hope for the same outcome for BLOATUS.

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

Surprised he didn’t pull a Linda Blair and/or spontaneously combust!

And let the people say, Amen.

Ok… when you’ve even lost Bill Kristol… THERE’S A FUCKING PROBLEM!!

Do… do we tell him?

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

A very disgruntled frog, flipping the bird with both hands.

12 here. You wouldn’t think that a 32oz. tub of Penannant brand fruitcake mix would cause the floodgates to open, but… yeah, I know this music.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

The Monkees
Aerosmith
Boston
Def Leppard
Jerry Lee Lewis

Yup. The UCMJ is *extremely* precise in it’s wording.

It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.

What the what??!! MTG RESIGNING??? O_o

Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."

This is what's happening in epidemiology.

If CBP, Customs and Border Protection, is only supposed to operate within 100 miles of the U.S. border, what are they doing leading operations in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Whenever Ken Starr returns to the news, it's fun to remember that one deputy investigating Bill Clinton (and Vice Foster) was ... Brett Kavanaugh!

Extra fun to remember that GWBush FL Recount team in 2000 included Brett K, J Roberts, AC Barrett.

Plus help from FL gov Jeb Bush. Good times!

Jeffrey Epstein claimed he gave Russians insight into Trump Newly released emails show the late convicted sex offender’s extensive network of foreign contacts, whom he corresponded with about Trump’s policy decisions.

Hm. Really.

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

Erm… yes? My wardrobe literally is this spectrum! I mean… hobble skirts count, right?

The Latest Defense Against ICE: 3D-Printed Whistles Chicagoans are making, sharing, and printing designs for whistles that can warn people when ICE is in the area. The goal is to “prevent as many people from being kidnapped as possible.”

Chicagoans are making, sharing, and printing designs for whistles that can warn people when ICE is in the area. The goal is to “prevent as many people from being kidnapped as possible.”

£135 B = $177 B… so he ain’t entirely wrong.

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