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MacBook, coffee in a stemware glass, spring flowers in a pink vase.

I work in a coworking space a lot… but that doesn’t mean it has to be dreary. #flowers #spring

How .. how do we process that question holy fck

I don’t think Trump is capable of this kind of forward thinking, but maybe Putin is thrilled that the US is doing this at odds with several NATO member nations.

If, for example, Spain were to say we won’t assist you in this war of choice, that would be a difficult period for the NATO alliance.

Minimalist ad with an owl in a polo shirt for a recruiting company - copy says "We Solve 'Who' Problems" and "From Hello to Hired" ... company logo for Metcalf Search at the bottom.

I am getting better at graphic design. One of the many hats of a small business owner. 🤠

Roger Ailes used to tell us that… that’s your… ok. 👍

If people start falling out of windows soon…

Wait, so this thing with Don Lemon is real?

Is there some context here I’m missing or is the administration just straight up arresting journalists now for covering protests?

This seems like a bigger story…

I am done with today.

Moira Rose is gone too soon.

Yes please. More of this from dems.

1000 simulations? Is that just big balls playing the Sims?

Gunpowder milkshake

This is what the internet was made for.

"We got LOOT fam!"

And John Roberts SPRIRT wants me to have these funds.

From John Roberts himself, no less.

As we head off to our long holiday weekends, the team at Metcalf Search would like to wish everyone a Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.

Portland in the winter is gorgeous- you just need the right perspective. #pdx

Now that there’s talk of “war crimes” watch…

Suddenly it will be the department of “defense” again.

See? No “war” crime and self defense makes it ok!

The longest word in the English language typed entirely with the left hand: stewardesses.

That headline… took a couple of read throughs to actually grasp.

If you’ve ever wondered what Portland is like…

It’s basically Bluesky. Lots of super liberal shit posters, some serious politics posters, porn and furries, with the occasional MAGA troll who wants to get yelled at.. for their kink. #pdx

What is even happening…

A 50-year mortgage is just fancy 'paying rent.'

Distracted Boyfriend Meme, but silent movie era. Post & Pray is the old, the BF is the hiring manager, Fractional Recruiting is the new hottie.

'Post & Pray' is a gamble.
You're depending on luck.

"Give them the money to use as they see fit" - OOO Good! Now do SNAP.

Well hell... going to find the link for that showed me that there are remixes. Remixes. Chicken Remixes.

CHICKEN BANANA YouTube video by Crazy Music Channel

Literally (and I mean that) - this is the only thing my brain will think today.

youtu.be/ig7EKb6BrQk