And that’s not my fault !!!!!!

Yea don’t u ever slander our friendship like that again…..

It’s national Everyone Be Nice to Shelby day !!! Let’s celebrate

Take it back you hurt my feelings

spyro the dragon

need to smoke a spliff with him

Oh so you actually hate slayyyter??

For my upcoming birthday I would like a small gift of $2500 please

Well it’s because we loooooove tweety birddddd

Three beers is The Good Place

#yassssss

Tell her you’re still mad until she buys pokemon cards

While #MGPisGOP goes on and on about the costs of removing sea lions. I’ll just bring up your cost of having her in office. She will cost you a poll tax, access to reproductive and affirming care, extra interest on student loans, and possibly your life if ICE decides to take it.

Did Mrs. Manager get yall lunch

Also it has a release date on Apple Music, idk if I’d call that stealth!

The women’s locker room at the gym always smells like a combination of the nastiest shit you’ve ever taken and your three favorite perfumes from high school and I think that’s beautiful

Tis the season it’s time to hunt some rabbit

Bluesky WORLDWIDE DAY OF PLAY WE'RE OUTSIDE PLAYING AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO!

Two days away.

Cranked it too hard to slayyyter last night and now my neck is sore :/

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

My job sent an email that was like “soo basically there was this bomb threat…. And we didn’t handle it so well 😅”

I love Battery Daddy he protects my batteries and my heart

Guys Godzilla just wants to move to a city with a socialist mayor just like the rest of us

I know it’s only Tuesday but I’m sitting at work daydreaming about the giant vat of egg flower soup I’m going to purchase Saturday afternoon

Literally just said I wouldn’t fight u….. I’d trip u or something bc I have a lower center of gravity then lock myself in the Safeway bathroom and call Drew

Showing the new hire how to play Balatro so he can actually do something productive at this job

Forgot my meds today no backups in my bag bc I almost ran out last week and had to take them all I am so sweaty and so anxious

Girl no ur trained in fighting tf

Not only do I have a favourite frying pan, I also have a least-favourite frying pan, which I consider my nemesis