Matt Damon knew

if you "spiral" on me because of a medication I've been prescribed, I am going to Jigsaw your ass

Time to do a little shopping in a store that only sells FDNY merch

It's insane to me how many federal allocations just sit unused while locals do thumb-up-ass planning

Mamdani once again he thinks like a normal human being and figured out that you can do things "the right way" but also put deadlines on shit

::rips bong:: ::looks-up bleary eyed:: yeah I don't go to the airport early. That's just sitting around waiting for nothing. I've never had a problem. I also don't pack clothes. I'll figure it out when I get there. You know what else bugs me out? People who always keep plans with other people

satisfyingly deranged

Instagram algorithm is serving me April Fools' jokes, cementing its status as the worst one of all of them

McLovin?

It’s because buffoons believe cars give you dick inches, and Duffy + MAGA found a way to be a ruling minority of buffoons for a few years.

Obviously the world is reacting to this governmental chaos appropriately, by getting the fuck away from us or putting a premium on any business here

This is because special interests and insecure rich men have decided that cars deliver necessary machismo and status, and the other options are “soy-boy” populations to conquer and suppress.

The logical end of this is drivers hunting each other, extending the visions of warrior and prey

Duffy is all-in on more traffic. Not just as a matter of misguided actions and undesired results, but as a matter of basic values. To him, being jammed in expressway lanes behind so many other cars is better in-principle than any cyclists or walkers or subway users existing & not using cars

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

It's so wild to me that their approach is to just lie about obviously visible conditions. Who buys this nonsense, particularly on CNBC?

During his livestream just a few moments ago, Alex Jones says his last broadcast under the Infowars banner will be May 30, adding: "Infowars is just a name!"

He then urges his listeners to continue to support the Alex Jones Network and the products that he sells under that brand.

I bet if they did some insider trading, they could afford a bigger desk.

Alstom will still take it

But they're not handing out any bargains

The only disease Bruce Wayne is exposed to is syphillis

rainbow frog

Wall-to-wall coverage of gay frogs

This and Lee Pace in a PRACTICAL MAGIC sequel?

Also, I think "flying disease carrier in an urban area" is going to be one of those things humans have to look at a little more closely, and already have pretty much. Mosquitoes included.

I do not care if hobbyists grow bats in a remote area in WV

I feel like some subtlety has been overlooked here, so:
* Bats aren't any more susceptible to rabies than other mammals, but most of said mammals are *not airborne* (and thus are easier to trap and test)
* I think we can take over killing mosquitoes

Mostly, can we just cure rabies for bats? mRNA?

Ridgewood mom fatally struck in Bushwick hit-and-run after dropping daughter at school: NYPD – QNS A Ridgewood mother was struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver shortly after walking her daughter to school just before 8:30 a.m. on Friday, April 17,

My heart just breaks for the little girl who, not minutes after her beautiful mama dropped her off to school, had to get taken out of class to hear her mom is dead.
The truck driver is not being charged. Just another “oops”.
This poor family. Devastating.

As always, American public outreach processes are broken and need a complete overhaul.

We need to be clear on what we are trying to achieve and how to achieve it, because the current status quo is serving no one.

Total WTF news. What a terrible thing (sudden heart attack)

I wouldn’t say I’m particularly afraid of bats, but, you really don’t want more airborne rabies carriers around

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

Man what the hell

The Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy has said the federal government shouldn’t be funding bike lanes.

The top member of Congress writing the next transportation reauthorization bill has said that the next five years of federal funding won’t include bicycling and walking projects.