I'm so old I remember when they were known for chocolate boobs and wieners

Hey not for nothing but ever since Molly Shah left I haven't had any spammers bug me.

It is a ~mystery~

I'm making a biopic about Jeffrey Epstein, but it will ignore the controversial allegations about children, and will focus only on his storied mathematics teaching and financial management careers!

Yeah, that's why everyone was like GO TO THE DOCTOR

Ambrosia salad. An abomination created with cocktail fruit, cool whip and mini marshmallows. My dad loved this stuff and it’s a sin against god and nature.

Verdict! It’s a super allergic reaction to whatever bit me. The little tail is just the bug saliva getting into a vein. Just monitor and just steroid cream.

I’m pretty sure the guy checking me in used the excuse of having to make a copy of my ID in the back to let them know to see me ASAP

They’re clearly trying to remain calm but lol

Everyone in the urgent care: LETS GET YOU SEEN RIGHT NOW

The billionaires all blend together in my mind at this point

The irony of fact that he's saying this in front of a portrait of George Washington, who very famously vaccinated his troops against smallpox, is not lost on me.

Now we just got to wait for the urgent care to OPEN

My boss: OMG GO TO THE URGENT CARE NOW

So that's sorted.

I have had heard too many bad stories!

Urgent care opens in an hour already called into work

So I have a spider bite that is big and giant and ugly and there is a line that is streaking out of it about an inch and chat that is bad. Right. Bad.

The Beatles - And Your Bird Can Sing YouTube video by TheBeatlesVEVO

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Says "Zionist" with a hard K.

She still hates black people, Jewish people, and trans people. She's just pissed at Trump because he wouldn't let her run for Senate so she turned on him. She's not an ally!

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honestly i’m really struggling with the shallow acceptance of the michael biopic. from peers even!!!! i feel insane.

*I* was the bad guy because *I* yelled at them. On Christmas.

My last straw was when they set the kitchen on fire on Christmas.

I was forced to move about six months into it because three of my roommates decided to upgrade their partying from weed and booze to meth!

lol yes.

coward

having molly shah leave this place to go /back to x/ does not speak well to this site's long term prospects

This is a hilarious take, because she never stopped posting on X The Everything App, she just kept the grifting to this site and the retweeting posts complaining about Germany's antisemitism laws violating free speech to the Nazi site.

I learned that society is held together by duct tape and chewing gum and once you remove a few limiters people will go right back to being the worst version of themselves with very little prompting.

This is the guy we fought like hell to keep from becoming Los Angeles mayor. He’s a Republican in democrats clothing. This whole election is nothing but a goat rodeo.