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If you have BofA you should do this. It's easy!

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A ★★★ review of The One (2001) Hadn't seen this in 25 years, so all I remembered was Statham's horrible American accent and the undeniably iconic ending. But hey, Delroy Lindo! Carla Gugino! The American Movie guy! This movie is ve...

"I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch!"
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Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

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Hell yeah brother

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What'd you go with

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I fucking hate this guy.

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One of the all-time bits

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Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

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The fact that Trump is going to oral arguments to pressure the justices to acquiesce to his attempted nullification of a constitutional amendment and create a stateless class for the first time since the civil war, illustrates what is really at the core of the Trump project and it isn’t tariffs.

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Whenever the GREAT Station Eleven is back in the news like this, I feel legally obligated to post this clip:

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8th anniversary of Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks at NJPW Strong Style Evolved

8th anniversary of Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks at NJPW Strong Style Evolved

Wife and I were there and it was a banger. I thought Ibushi died at least twice.

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What were their proclamations

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”

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Miller's Crossing (1990): Danny Boy by Frank Patterson & Thompson guns Author: Frederick E. Weatherly Performer: F. Patterson Film by J. & E. Coen

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone

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Vince and Landry from the East Dillon Lions in Friday Night Lights

Vince and Landry from the East Dillon Lions in Friday Night Lights

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Karoo, the big duck from ONE PIECE (manga)

Karoo, the big duck from ONE PIECE (manga)

Karoo, the big duck from ONE PIECE (anime)

Karoo, the big duck from ONE PIECE (anime)

ME: How does the budget of the ONE PIECE show make any financial sense whatsoever.

ALSO ME: Why didn't they include the big duck.

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Illustration of a shouting young man.

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

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(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

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Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
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Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
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Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

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We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib

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A ★★★★ review of Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025) "This is gonna be a copyright NIGHTMARE!" Pure joy from start to finish.

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Oh good

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I only have this guy

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Even Tony Kushner Warned Steven Spielberg About Making ‘Munich’ Kushner—who cowrote the screenplay for Spielberg’s controversial, eerily prescient film about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict—recalls telling the director, “You do understand that we’re going to get ...

a few months ago, i talked to Tony Kushner for an hour and a half about Munich

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I know Macbeth is shaking rn

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