Thank God its not his money - not sure whether he's on a contract, but maybe the time will come when he just says "Sod this heap of rubbish", mails the keys back to the owner and takes the first flight home?

But then he'd miss a really good sail at an excellent time of the year, so....?

Ive been told many times that buying a yacht is like buying a sinkhole for your bank account. Yachts (and horses) have a reputation of being money-drains.

So glad I didnt buy any of the ones I inspected when I was considering purchase.

Yep. Sometimes I think I should be more careful with the type of company I keep, but I still end up finding myself back in the Bluesky 'Orcas, Goats and Filth' group...

Trump, Jesus, Dalek 🤷‍♂️ - so difficult following these things nowadays.

Ohhhh! you should have said!

I dont know, and I've just realised that the last time I saw one on the road, I probably wasn't that interested in such 'anatomical areas'.

Nah, they got no nipples (not on MY legs anyway, but YMMV).

Not as dangerous as these bubble cars - in a collision you use your legs as a crumple zone.

Anyway, if the slaves keep the boat in line, and you have to lash the slaves to keep THEM in line, why not cut out the middleman and just lash the boat? Or the tiller anyway?

Some aren't bad - I tried them in a shortage - but they sell such tiny amounts. I buy it in 600g tubs as I need to paste the stuff on like mortar.

I might get some to thicken up the stuff I've bought. It used to be that if you stood a jar upside down it wouldn't come out, but now it's like syrup. 😭

I got bad news for y'all. Marmite, of which I bought a lot because US is buying the brand, has already been changed. It now flows, the water content is definitely increased, and it's not as dark and totally opaque as it was.

Marmite R.I.P 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Not a surrender - he's discovered Iran wasn't a walkover, so US is digging in for a long seige so Iran gets no supplies and cannot sell its oil, while Trump can charge twice as much for the oil he's stolen from Venezuela.

He is a greedy invader, that's all. Nothing to do with U235 or a free regime.

Someone dropped a blue pill in the shampoo bottle 😈

You can milk goats, can't you? Female ones, that is.

Is she having sex with a dalek?

I just cant understand why more countries with sense haven't cut off all relationships with US and the dollar. I wish I were Spanish rather than British, they seem to have the right idea.

I was reading that the other day. They eat their offspring - so, how on Earth does a species like that evolve?

As for the disappearing anus, I can only think it would be an advantage if you were going to prison.

What is Trump burbling on about? I've done farts that were more comprehensible than he is now.

I feel so sorry for those in US who didnt vote for him - their country and its international standing is ruined.

Nepotism.

It cant be a real photo, there's no burning farts behind them, but they're supposed to be Reform. Huh?

I'm very surprised to see such an event allowed in Israel, let alone celebrated. I'll bet the facial recognition cameras will be working overtime at the entrance gates.

A local supermarket car-park had an automatic entry bar, but the beneath-road sensor never recognised my motorbike (not enough metal) so it never lifted for me.

I complained, and they sawed a metre off the end so I could ride through. 😁

Bene igitur, nuntios tuos semper per Google interpretari posses?

You need to post in Latin then.

Maybe he's been caught doing something unthinkable, his court case comes up tomorrow and he's hoping the judge will just glance into his social media prior to sentencing?

Have you tried reading it in Braille?

Ugh.
I dont get hay-fever and I dont have any known allergies.
But I get one day in spring when my eyes are gritty, my nose runs like a hydroelectric dam, I sneeze non-stop. Just one day - either a short-lived flower or my immune system adjusts rapidly.

Today is that day 🤧🫩😭😭

38yrs off! (32 a day)
Gave up cold turkey, discovered myself raiding fridge, started 'jogging', ended up marathoning every weekend. The steps in life are strange.

Still one of the things I'm most proud of.

But there were phone booths, and payphones, and if you went away from home your parents would give you some coins to ring home.

Nowadays we dont even have public dustbins in shopping centres in case anyone leaves a bomb in one, let alone payphones.

Time moves on - move with it or get left behind.

Mobile phones are a complex tool. With lots of pros and cons. That means they need a complex set of laws and regulations to control their usage in particular for children.

The three word slogans will not work.

OK, I will leave you too it, and not lead you into temptation. Good luck!