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you wouldn’t know them, they go to another school

So from my uniquely weird perspective after living in the UK through Brexit, being in India during Modi's demonetization, and living in Brazil when the real tanked during the Bolsonaro administration, I can confidentally say that Americans do not and can not understand how bad this is going to be.

But yall want Europe to buy your food

Season 1 of Room to Improve is underrated. Pre-recession, mid-Celtic tiger, every kitchen is red or orange, there’s no QS so Dermot’s just overspending budget like there’s no tomorrow, utter chaos

It’s quite literally unusable today

Instagram on April Fools Day is giving Facebook 2014 energy.

Fabian in White Lotus is the Marnie of Girls

At least 1 million are Prince William

My entire Bluesky feed is journalists & politics and then just me discussing influencers sharting in Miami by myself

And that’s like before we even discuss Bran sharting through 4 pairs of underwear 2 hours before Tana’s day party

There is so much happening in Miami this weekend it’s actually akin to having the Grammys, VMAs and Presidential election all in one weekend. Like Tana Mongeau is visiting the bop house, Alix Earle is going to Ultra & now wdym Bonnie Blue & Camilla are posting tiktoks together

I mean you only pay capital gains tax on any profits you made so hopefully it won’t be that bad, but honestly the markets dropped so much in the last month it could be the worst time to sell now, you might be kicking yourself in a few months

Now would be not a great time to do it, a few months ago would have been ok but the market is shite so unless you absolutely need the money rn I would leave it be for the moment (getting a Range Rover doesn’t count as need x)

Someone alert @vickinotaro.com

This movie is incredible truly on par with love actually and 100 times better than the family stone

10/10 mean girls reference “oh so you think she’s pretty??”

Already obsessed with the opening monologue and the montage of the past 10 years? The production value? Lindsey clearly said this ain’t your usual Netflix Christmas movie we’re INVESTING in this

Hello I’m back and I’m drunk tweeting Our Little Secret

The line “you can’t defibrillate a snowman” has to be the greatest piece of dialogue ever written

Ok nevermind I’m bawling this is the greatest movie of all time

The best part is the sherrif played by Darryl from the office. He should be the snowman

As Netflix Christmas movies go this is incredibly bad. So bad. So little has happened. He just keeps almost melting

10/10 mean girls x falling for Christmas reference

The thing about me is if there’s a Netflix Christmas special I’m gonna watch it. The more awful the better. Tonight it’s Hot Frosty starring Gretchen Wieners and Crishell from Selling Sunset. It’s about a hot snowman that comes alive to save Christmas

The bits are:
Christmas Bins
Hedgehog Fundraising
Running
Random movie thoughts
Ripping the piss out of politicians

Being here is like starting a new job, but alongside someone you used to know in the old one. Ah it's nice to see a familiar face, here the other place was a bit mad wasn't it? Only started here myself sure we'll see how it goes, we could be back in the other place if we're not careful haha

I’m really not ok with @bmurfy.bsky.social having more followers than me can someone explain how he hit 500 so easily while I’m still at 50 💀💀

Blessed to have woke parents

A lot of new twitter users are joining us here tonight and it’s important that we don’t lose the run of ourselves with the invite codes and start inviting people who are only active on Facebook and Instagram