Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is better than Donkey Kong.

This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers

thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Walking home from daycare one day with my son in the stroller, passed a couple of crust punk types going the other way. My son, extrovert that he is, gave them both the biggest smile. After we passed each other, I heard one say to the other, "That's a cute fuckin' kid."

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

CTRL+ALT+DEL loss comic except JD Vance runs into the room to find two beds, with Viktor Orban and the Strait of Hormuz.

Americans will be like "don't walk 5 miles it'll ruin your knees"

THREAD. My dad was in the supermarket the other day & had "an idea for a story" so grabbed a pen & paper off the shelf & wrote the idea down in the shop cafe. He then paid for the pen & pad at the checkout but felt bad he'd written on the pad & not bought anything else so bought a single tomato...

[alt text by NASA] The Moon, seen here backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse on April 6, 2026, is photographed by one of the cameras on the Orion spacecraft’s solar array wings. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left. Earth is reflecting sunlight at the left edge of the Moon, which is slightly brighter than the rest of the disk. The bright spot visible just below the Moon’s bottom right edge is Saturn. Beyond that, the bright spot at the right edge of the image is Mars. Credit: NASA

Whoa 🤯

The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

Friends should not let friends use Mona Charen to understand the left

I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

"people who constantly whine about other people's sex lives are almost certainly just projecting about their own sex lives" is one of those things that sounds a little too easy and simple to be true but the older you get, the more you realize it's a relatively reliable rule of thumb.

to be anti-immigrant is to be anti-canadian. there is no value, trait or characteristic more deeply seated, at the very core of what is good about this country — both as it is now, and as the future, better country we should all aspire to build — than diversity.

Everyone needs to get it through their heads that Mark Carney is a CONSERVATIVE and he is leading the Liberals and Canada to major failures.

Canadians, read this thread.

I'm currently falling down a Portishead-shaped hole and I don't think there's any way I'll ever get out.

These people want you to know that international law must be respected

He can't remember the situation or objectives in Iran from one minute to the next. He's just saying words, knowing he'll never be held accountable.

Ten months until JD Vance can take over and not run in 2028 as a lame duck. Strap in.

People re-elected Stephen Harper, but haven't realised it yet

At the risk of being one of "those guys," but buying some peppers and fermenting is not a difficult task, and you can add the vinegar/spices/other seasonings as you want. I've done it a few times and always been happy with the results. If that's not what you want, I second the votes for El Yucutano.

Listening to the most recent @1900hotdog.bsky.social Dogg Zzone 9000 episode, and the dropped call portion was – legitimately – one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. @brockway.bsky.social @seanbaby.bsky.social @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com @rustyshackles.bsky.social , #tyfys

You’re not just creating your own terms that happen to collide with the Nazi terms. You’re being propagandized by Nazis, some of whom are posing as leftists.

The fact that many tech CEOs find LLMs extremely useful for their day-to-day work says more about what these CEOs bring to the table than it says about the capabilities of LLMs.

Least aware religious fanatic I’ve ever seen.

“We should know better than to treat broad communities as politically suspect because institutions, leaders, or organizations within them have ties to a state or ideological project.”
Plz read this especially as everyone starts blaming the Iran War on “The Jews”

Who do you think is more powerful, a tiny country or the US? USA been doing terrible wars all on its own for a long time. If you think Israel is the puppet master behind all evil shit then who was doing it before 1947? Blame Capitalism. As always: antisemitism is the socialism of fools.