the swell of her breasts was like a cool and epic sports car, and the protrusion of her ass, similarly, was like another cool and tricked-out sports car, just a different make and model

There's an exploit where you can range your herd in the Northeast zone for free because the gates are unlocked. But try not to do it often or they come at you with a mid tier corporate law firm

scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle

Going to the opposite rehab for people who don't drink any

Love this plumage

SWINE KING (Gameboy Advance)

You are the smallest swineherd in your village. Manage resources like pigfeed and herd-ranging, while mastering a large skill tree, from abattoir arson to lobbying for livestock duty exemptions. Do you have what it takes to run a swine empire?

To the Discover tab with Mr Hater, where, accosted by a great many Repliers, I did lay about me with a great Stick til I bruised them greatly, which brought me some pleasure. Thence to Quiet Posters, where my wife awaited me, most displeased.

Big Foot would never have a small headed friend... Would he 🥺

An important corrective to people thinking nephews can only weigh you down

My phylum and class were first recorded by Soviet cryptozoologists in 1964

We're all at the anti natalist camp for different reasons. Some believe birth is the ultimate form of immiseration, while others are holding out for a literary return to niblings

Cousin literature remaining niche but relatively stable

Remarkable that nephew literature once existed, that works like Rameau's Nephew and Wittgenstein's Nephew celebrated being an eccentric half-forgotten appendix to some intellectual personage. All over now of course. Due to the nuclear family

At every trade school there's a compulsory course dedicated to the defilement of the domestic flora which the client has cultivated. The average roofer or builder will aim in the course of his career to behead thousands of nasturtiums, to leave no begonia unmolested

The point in posting on a dying website is to reconcile yourself in miniature to your own death. For this we thank Bluesky.

Hope you recover soon, my friend

Hope you hold up ok and recruiters across the marine and littoral jump on this opportunity

dude you dont have to get all dolled up just to come over and grill

For an elegant proof of this result, see Mostowski 44. Take care to avoid the emerald boar guarding the corollary.

Let's go for a walk at the

perfectly circumnavigating my beige apartment

People who say "Take a step back and look at the bigger picture" have never actually tried taking a step back. The picture gets smaller

You're hearing more and more that the bed is a place of repose it'd be foolish to leave

the feeling of a headache subsiding is better than every drug. but I can't feel that at will so drugs are still very useful to me

mourning dove sitting a roof

mourning dove hopping into flight

hup

cigarette advertisement campaigns that would work on me:

1. prehistoric smoking at edge of cave while rain and lightning falls outside
2. purple martins smoking inside their gourd houses
3. ancient mayan pyramid builder smoking on work break
4. starbuck (moby dick) sponsorship

Just did my business in the bathroom admirably

I hate writers today, always submerging their authority in the textual field. Try having a cult of genius that looms over the text instead?

Even modern light fixtures will cast a quasi halo on the quasi friars amongst us

Wow! We asked an LLM to produce the perfect synthesis of the humanities and social sciences. It generated a single sentence: "A recession has struck the libidinal economy."