This one, yeah, in a country that didn't have Absolutely or Vic and Bob this doesn't happen.

I don't QUITE agree with this because there's definitely eras of SNL where this would happen (the Lonely Island Reba McEntire sketch for one) but this one really made me laugh, the delivery is bang on.

Or possibly Mr Dalliard's companion

I think he's supposed to BE Sainsbury's. People in the ad are asking "Sainsbury's" questions and he's answering htem. What? Why?

Obviously not identical but one of my managers at Game arrived at work one morning and rode his bike through the front doors and directly into a pile of PC joysticks, sending them flying, falling off his bike and landing sprawled on the floor. And then calling out brightly "Morning!"

Oh wow, the automaton that never tires did a test of endurance faster than a human? Amazing.

God I wish it was Serafinowicz as Butterfield

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

The Taskmaster theme bass line really makes you appreciate a bass.

The strait of Hormuz is a jumping puzzle from a platform game

Oh shit

Not got it on, what am I avoiding

I bet if you hide one of those fuzzy bug things in his dressing room he's FURIOUS

Telethon goes into that sort of New Age bit after the fanfare, which doesn't seem like it joins up with the bit that sticks in your head at all

It's no You Bet!

Peter mandelsons entire career is like a cursed pharaohs amulet that kills everyone that tries to use its power and every other week some Labour party idiot picks up and goes have we tried using the pharaohs amulet

I used to work within easy hearing distance of where he'd set up shop on Listergate and while I was glad he got to do his thing it didn't half get wearing if you had to hear it constantly for hours. I think one of the local papers interviewed him before he died...

Picture of Greg Davies and Alex Horne from Taskmaster with the headlinge "Replace Greg Davies and drop the comedians: how to fix Taskmaster"

And you should win things by reading.

You've got to admit, they did a cracking job patching him up after that incident in opening the Ark of the Covenant.

You've got the touch. You've got the power.

You're thinking of Richard Blackwood.

At least catchphrase meant you had to employ more than just recognising objects

TV go home levels of "will this do"

Just been introduced to Picture Slam and Jesus Christ we've run out of ideas for TV shows.

Robin Ince's post about it either today or yesterday (it was somewhere in my timeline) is pretty valid as well; you can't sack people for political views and then post a "joke" about how Corbyn is an antisemite, surely.

“My autism means I cannot cope with lying politicians – that’s why I back Farage Reform is leading in the polls because it recognises and articulates the full scale of the problems our country faces – I want to help It’s become almost fashionable to call yourself autistic, but I actually am on the spectrum.” Ben Delo says the problem in modern Britain, is the 'culture of government which forces everyone to be chronically dishonest'

End me

I also don't think there's anything that would prevent Luther from being Vaughn from Ultraviolet, he probably dealt with all the vampires and needed something else to do.

Bistro
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Finnish Bistro
Beware chatty white men
Each one is a thieving bro

Deadloch is the sweary dead pan humour you need Deadloch has just released its second season on Prime in the UK. The first season, set in the eponymous town of Deadloch is the deadpan, straight faced, extremely sweary black comedy about two police detectives investigating a murder in Tasmania. Dulcie and Eddie are the detectives. Dulcie is a six foot tall gay woman married to the love of her life, Cath York.

Deadloch is the sweary dead pan humour you need

Deadloch has just released its second season on Prime in the UK. The first season, set in the eponymous town of Deadloch is the deadpan, straight faced, extremely sweary black comedy about two police detectives investigating a murder in Tasmania.…

Asking if Trump is a fascist is like asking if Jesus is a Christian. Like, TECHNICALLY the answer is no, but you've missed the point.