there's an airforce base near here and I just. hate it when military aircraft goes over the valley

tired daddy bucky is so 👩‍🍳🫦

also insane take: I hate it when ppl call bucky James. the only time I'm cool with it is when Black Widow does it. the special buckynat stuff, that almost feels like a pet name for him from her

either way

don't like it in my stucky. and sometimes I don't even like it in my buckynat. 😆

I GUESS, I JUST FIND HIM STUFFY AND UNENJOYABLE so I reject big dick energy. 😆

that smile with "because it's fun" has filled my heart entirely. I am 100% stuffed animal right now

THE END OF IT IS PERFECT. EXACTLY CARDASSIAN I AM JUST. TICKLED. I LOVE CARDASSIAN FLIRTING

Dr. Julian Bashir and Garak Are Now A Bundle of Sticks YouTube video by schizye

oh my GOD a retweet of Lower Decks style Garak and Bashir got me to look up the episode they're from and OH MY GOD www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pIZ...

just saw a penis size chart from marvel rivals that was just So wrong

imagine putting reed richards in the hung like a horse category and namor in micropenis

I'm actually going to sue for emotional damages.

get it

Sue

Oh hey btw Spotify video is out now

36 minutes step by step explaining how to go back to offline listening, and even setup your own streaming service WITH recommendations and automatic downloads :)

Ooh I didn't know it was compatible!!! This changes things 👁️👁️

Wish I had a switch 2, alas!! I will be living vicariously through you!!

Finally!!!

after reading a "slow burn" fic where I got to the 100k word mark and they still hadn't kissed because it was "movin too fast" I never read a fic longer than 60k ever again. 😆

too much dialogue during a sex scene... paragraphs and paragraphs of dialogue... u can't do this... this is jail worthy

like I respect that most people don't tag their dynamic and I respect that more

But

still 😆

when you add "top bucky barnes" to the like 60k fics in the stucky tag it drops to 1600 fics.
kill me

I want like marvel rivals specific fic. like nexus adjacent with two slightly at-odds stuckys

I love Ace of Base 🤝

also still thinking about post-endgame winterdevil. steve was a total old prick and bucky's life is over until he falls dick first into a lawyer

I love a steve who is big and strong and simply can't get manhandled by anyone unless they're a super soldier 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️

I crave bottom steve rogers 24/7. bucky ... attack

the thing about black cat is that in an era of scrapping, it means that captain america as a tank is super powerful right now

and I am beating black cat ASS

I do think that the straight flag is a joke that ended up getting accepted out of straight people being too afraid to be like "no!" because having it be prison stripes is truly cruel lmao

But using it as a goth equivalent of straight is great conversion therapy slay is hilarious tbh

the straight flag is pretty goth

some days I am just so grateful to have big fat tiddies

Cat Nips YouTube video by Frugit

obsessed with nips www.youtube.com/watch?v=DntQ...

it's this, based off of his slutty little Marvel Rivals football skin x.com/crescentleve...

protein, satisfies my desire to squeeze, tastes nice. solid!

3 Panel comic. First panel conversation between Reno and Veld, “We’re still going to that movie this weekend, right?” “Only if you’ve finished Mr. Tuesti’s assignment and all of your homework for this week.” “Yep it’s all finished!” Second Panel between Tseng and Reno: “Playing that new zombie shooter game for hours after school counts as your homework? I doubt you got anything done-“ “HEY! Shut it Tseng! You were playing it too!” “Yeah and I easily beat that boss that you couldn’t.” “The controller was just being weird for me!!” Third panel conversation between all 3 characters. Veld starts with “Well if Tseng can help you with your assignment and homework, then I’m sure we’ll have enough time to see the movie on Sunday. I’m counting on you Tseng.” Small text besides Tseng; “Yes sir!” Small text beside Reno; “Ugh. Kill joys. I don’t feel like seeing the movie now…”

6 Panel comic Starts with inner dialogue from Veld, “Zombie shooter game? Did he borrow that from one of his friends? That doesn’t sound like an appropriate game for him to play at his age if it’s maturely rated. He’s not old enough to…” Second panel shows a pov from Veld watching Reno seductively suck on a lollipop with a repeated “Old enough to…” text. Third and fourth panels show a very flustered Veld having a boner crisis. Fifth panel is of Tseng pulling on the collar of his shirt saying “Ah…the spring weather is getting much warmer.” Smaller wobbly speech bubble next to Tseng has Veld muttering a tiny frustrated “Fuck-“ Sixth panel is all 3 characters Veld’s inner dialogue, “WHAT the hell am I thinking?!! Ugh… These boys are going to be the death of me…” Tseng is asking “Is everything all right sir?” Veld follows up with “Yes…just a sudden headache.”

extra problematic here!!
cw for large age gap, and incest ( not only is Veld their teacher but their adoptive dad too )

Veld get your mind out of the gutter #ff7 #shinrafuckers

A younger version of Reno and Tseng, dressed in school uniforms, with their teacher Veld. All three pictured walking together while conversing with each other in Shinra Private Academy’s halls (pretend it’s the school hallway in the bg i’m not drawing all of that)

making my own Shinra Private Academy AU since EC didn’t give us the Turks in it #ff7 #shinrafuckers