The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass

Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren

I'm calling for an investigation into whether President Trump manipulated the market to benefit his Wall Street donors—all while working people and small businesses paid the price.

Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.

On the left is a photo of my dad in a blue winter coat and orange hat and on the right is a photo of the bishop in full black and red regalia

My dad looks just like the new bishop in their diocese, and it’s causing mild chaos at Mass because people keep asking if he’s the bishop or his brother

Your mission is to use this phrase tomorrow with friends or family with no context.

It’s the pop-tarts that are cheering the sacrificial death of their fellow breakfast treat that hits me

not entirely comfortable without how hyped I am about a sports rite ending in the ritual sacrifice of a smiling anthropomorphic pop tart

You are exactly the right sort of person for this!!!

Nosferatu is beyond Good and Bad…it’s fun :)

Need to see Nosferatu at a late night, raucous showing with people who aren’t afraid to laugh at every ridiculous choice

So Willem Dafoe…he just loves being crazy in movies

'Would he have lived?' When insurance companies deny cancer care to patients Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation found. Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.

Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation has found.

Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.

Osceola couple known for Iowa public service, leadership struck by tragedy Prominent Iowans Dr. James and Mary Ellen Kimball were found shot in their Osceola home in an apparent murder-suicide attempt.

This article: He was the greatest guy around.
Me: What about the people he murdered?
This article: What murdahhh?
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Trying to decide if seeing Nightbitch with my mom would bring us together more or leave us silent in the car ride home

A five foot tall frog statue decorated with green antlers and festive christmas garlands

new festive frog fit just dropped

fell desperately in love and then became just as desperately brokenhearted… not good conditions for revealing my Spotify wrapped. won’t do it couldn’t pay me etc

Rude af that I have to work on Spotify wrapped day

none of these words are in the bible!!!!!

The line between looking like a lesbian and looking like a little boy is so thin, and I just got yelled at by my neighbor to get back to bed because they thought I was their son

@brianwilliams201.bsky.social your undying love for that Martin O’Malley pic never fails to make me laugh!!!

A framed photo of John F. Kennedy with a red rosary draped over the corner

my family is so Irish Catholic that my grandma still has a framed photo of JFK with a rosary prominently displayed

Highly recommend having to do plumbing work the night before a holiday after all the hardware stores close!!!

I was so proud of myself for dumping out the nasty leftover beers from long ago parties until I discovered that my kitchen sink had a massive leak.

It’s going to take a lobotomy to get the wicked soundtrack out of my head

A screenshot of a Reddit wrapped post that says that the post I kept coming back to was one in r/cedarrapids titled “Cedar Rapids restaurant Lu’s Deli ordered to pay back nearly $30,000 in tips and penalties for improper tip pool”

Like a moth to a flame, I’m irresistibly drawn to stories about fraud in NewBo

Sac & fox!

A frog statue wearing an apron and holding a spatula with a sign that says “Hoppy Thanksgiving from da frog. Bake it a good one! Eat Turkey, not frog legs”

new frog fit just dropped

One of my elderly regulars always talks me through how she chose her latest manicure, and it’s the sweetest thing ever!!!

Wicked held entirely too much space for the lyrics of defying gravity

10 years ago a single bathroom bill passed in north carolina received so much pushback from all angles that the fucking NBA boycotted the state btw. that’s where we were then versus now. cool cool cool

I always assumed future teens would dunk on millennials for our 2000s emo phases but nope turns out that's literally the only thing from they find worthwhile from that whole decade lmao