A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.
alright
Yesterday MPHA & affiliated nonprofit Community Housing Resources filed a combined 48 evictions. These alone represent 85% of Hennepin County filings & 57% of all statewide filings on 4/14/26.
Average of alleged overdue rent amounts: $628.
81% of the cases allege less than $1,000 in overdue rent.
Pro click
This is a war based on lies
THIRTY MINUTES.
thirty goddamn minutes.
have some fucking SELF RESPECT JSTOR
Last night’s ICE abduction near 20th & Central didn’t happen in a vacuum. Friday morning they were found stalking people at Huset Park and earlier in April they kidnapped someone near East Phillips community center.
This news comes almost eight years to the day after the Sandy Hook families first filed their defamation lawsuit against Infowars. If the situation is as I believe it to be, the deal still has to be approved by a judge. More soon -
Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor
The only trash cans in New York are filled with Grouches.
What you have to understand is that the United States started a war, almost immediately lost it, then began the laborious process of negotiating against itself, and is now settling into the secondary denial phase …
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
How men in movies feel about women in glasses: Haha. Eeww! What if I bonk her disgusting glasses when we’re making out?! Grody!
How men in real life feel about women in glasses: If we leave now we’ll be in Vegas before sunset. How do you feel about the name change? Doesn’t matter. Whatever you want
*sigh*
1. That's not a direct quote. If you're going to put something in quotation marks and then go, "Wow. He just came right out and said it," it should be a direct quote.
2. This speech is from 2018. Don't present it as new/recent.
3. The actual content of the speech is bad enough.
perhaps the bishop of rome canst haveth just a little bit of jurisdiction in this realm, as a treat ⚓️
The best thing about being buzzed is the impulse to SHARE the loving thoughts you hold for others
You’ll be honest, brave, and free!
The soul of decency!
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
But most importantly,
youtu.be/YvUbbYX9BMs
Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tim Curry in Clue
Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers
Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.
A sign at Hiawatha Lake How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have new buds
The other side of the sign Does February March No but April May
A couple of dad jokes for your morning
We love to set an intention, don’t we folks
On top of reasons of role deconstruction and bodily autonomy, this is one reason why it's so important to many people in power to eradicate trans folk.
If you're secure with yourself, feeling good BEING yourself, they can't tell you you're broken and then sell you a "fix"
Credit to the original poster Callmeduo_sometimes who posted this on r/OldSchoolCool on April 19th, 2026 at 3:39 AM UTC.
I call it 'Uncle's at Grandma's' (80's)
it was a rookie move on my part
And would you believe he made several comments about how much I was reading throughout the flight!
Chatty middle seat man on airplane talking to the guy in the window seat. Phewf. I am quickly absorbed by my book, as airplane reading is a cherished time.
Until the man turns and utters a chilling question to greet me: “So what’s your story?”
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
A powerful night for a @stpaulsaints.bsky.social game.
Zohrans policies are a slap in the face for those of us who will own a second luxury apartment in NYC sometime in the future
Scooch on over closer, dear
And I will nibble your ear
Why the hell wasn’t this filibustered?
