I am personally disappointed by the disheartening dearth of Lottie x Male Reader smut.
Disappointed, but not surprised.

nothing lasts

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"

Think it'll happen at the jail? Should we check there first?

I'm so glad to be back with my therapist, jfc 😭😭

I stg I'm the king of last-minute reservations. It's amazing what you can accomplish by just being nice and funny over the phone.

VOIDCON 4

November 12-14

Crowne Plaza Hotel

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

SEE YOU THERE.

Jingos Ate My Baby

This guy that just walked out of my local coffee place looked *JUST* like Noel Gallagher did in the 90s. Same hair, same eyes, face, walk, everything.
He even exuded the same arrogant prick energy, it was incredible.

"trans women think girl is when skirt" is cis people talking to cis people about the scary tranny they are unable to understand because their minds are trapped by the regime of heterosexuality. every tgirl i know has had to speedrun through sociology, history, and feminist theory to justify herself

This is where I post from

Sometimes a guy just needs some bourbon, a bowl, and some coffee at midnight.

debase myself for money?

i debase myself for the kink and the love of the game

SunGod.

Real heads know that Christianity claims that to have already defeated the Devil, therefore the fact that the mere suggestion of the Devil can still terrify Christians through things like Lil Nas X videos should be taken as evidence that Jesus did not defeat Satan on the cross at Golgotha.

New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S. Republican Senator Mike Lee introduced Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (again) last week, which would criminalize porn at the federal level.

We warned you they were going to criminalize porn!! And they are not going to stop here.

All Them Witches

Fuck it, I'm down to clown.

This android update sucks so much ass, wtf even is my battery life right now?

My father & I have had a not great relationship for basically the last 20 years.
There's a few good memories, but they're very, very few and far between.
Found out last week he's got advanced prostate cancer & it's spreading.
To say I'm feeling conflicting emotions and thoughts is an understatement.

Found out my therapist is quitting to form her own practice, so that's cool.
It'll be about 3-4 months before she gets it up and running though, so going without therapy that long is going to suck.

Like, I just need 2 pages illuminated at one time. Something barely brighter than a candle would be fine.

Do they make decent reading lights that don't illuminate the room with the full concentrated power of the sun?

they'll immiserate your life so much that they'll expect you to join in on the fascism so you can save your own skin and get some crumbs from the masters table

contemplate your response if faced with such an offer

Every day can be like Bandcamp Friday if you buy the new Lunar Cult album on @ampwall.com

Where a listener can choose to cover the artist's fees everyday, not just one Friday every couple months!

lunarcult.ampwall.com/album/the-bl...

I'm not impressed with this year's Heavy Hell lineup for Indy.
Antichrist Siege Machine is the only band on that list that I think I'd enjoy.
Why tf is Six Feet Under headlining? Chris Barnes is such a fucking whiny cunt.

Dethklok/Galaktikon covers?