jules is a doctor now after he gave up his hitman gig. after the cafe showdown with pumpkin and hunny bunny

just because they’re paid doesn’t mean they are qualified.

i mean they way it’s getting we might be giving it up….

putin is a master strategist!!

Cop Rock (TV Series 1990) ⭐ 4.5 | Comedy, Drama, Musical 1h

the 90s were a hell of a time, i completely missed cop rock. yes. yes it is a cop show / musical.

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Trump Questions Whether Turkeys He Pardoned Are Really MAHA Because They're 'Fat'

Dear leader says turkeys arent healthy, eat beef, and he fears them....

“They’ve been fattened on a steady diet of grass… beef to allow the smoothies and all of the other things that they’ve been eating for this occasion,” said Trump.

(see the article for full quotes)

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troutsoup on Sora gavin newsom TCB

@governor.ca.gov

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i love this little critter!!!!

you can use trump’s autopen!!!!!!!!

the real welfare queens

can’t wait to get thousands of black pages!!!!!

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

he just wants her couch….

his supreme court told him he can break any law. why not call it what it is? “breaking laws”. no one will hold him accountable so why would he stop?

real or onion????

fuck gerrymandered ass ohio and their stupid shit they snuck in the budget

i anxiously await absolutely nothing to happen!!!

@thetweetofgod.bsky.social works in mysterious ways

got a scam ticket text via RCS to 18 people. i changed the icon and name lol. the simple pleasures in life!!

its my 31st raveaversary today

what a dickbag

neighbors are up to their shenanigans again!!!

went to see tj miller tonight. fun stuff!

bribes work!!!!

don’t forget the epstein files!!!

that clip was super cringey

who did it better???